No need to feel left out Democrats, with this book you too can have some fun teasing your friends and family! Perfect for leaving around the house or giving as a gift, this remarkably "analytical" book is sure to trick the reader into believing it's genuine until they open it up and see the empty pages inside! Enjoy a good chuckle with a fellow Democrat, or a groan from a Republican over this satirical novelty book! The back reads: "In an unapologetically forthright fashion, this book concisely expresses the author's opinion of every prominent reason to vote for Republicans. While many political monographs are overwhelming and often confusing, this book painlessly communicates the many complexities of politics. Armed with the knowledge contained within this book, any soon-to-be voter stuck on the fence will be sure to feel much more at ease come election day."

Disclaimer: This book contains actual words, so may not be suitable for all.It is a thorough and thought provoking look into how the Republican party conducts itself, and why you should REALLY be voting for them at your earliest convenience. It is a longer read than the book on Democrats, but contains fewer pages, so it is both more thorough and more easy to carry around with you.

"Reasons to Vote for Republicans" is a culmination of years of research, countless focus groups and thousands of rounds of golf at country clubs across the United States.

Read the book that Donald Trump called “a great book for your reading enjoyment!” The most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date, Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide is a political treatise sure to stand the test of time. A must-have addition to any political observer's coffee table. *** Lefty lawyers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1,235 words.

A very detailed guide on why someone would consider voting for the Republican party. Look over our comprehensive research as we analyze the history of the party and where the platform currently stands on hot topic issues. "Reasons To Vote For Republicans: A Comprehensive Guide" is the greatest thing since slice bread and will leave a bookmark in history as future generations try to understand the history of this historic part.

Why should Democrats have all the fun? Ours is cheaper because we can put together a tighter budget. Plus we packed just as much content into 80 fewer pages!Give it as a gift!Great for that uncle who thinks the only way to stop immigrants from getting his guns is to get more guns.Perfect for that grandmother who still uses the word colored and doesn't follow it with the word pencil.Necessary for that brother-in-law who is convinced a secret power elite of the U.S. Government (not the one you know about), the United Nations, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, extraterrestrials, and Academy Award-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence is conspiring to establish an apocalyptically all-powerful Central World Government of dark-skinned homosexuals through the fluoridation of public drinking water, and you know he's crazy, but the longer he talks the more you think he might be onto something, I mean he does know a lot more about cabals than you do.This is a must read for everyone you know. Full of every useful Republican idea, but you can read it in a single sitting!

A thorough blank page guide detailing all the reasons why you should always, and in a timely manner, vote republican. This blank page guide is packed to the brim with blank page after blank page leaving you an adequate amount of room to write your own feelings on the matter.