Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere

Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere
Title Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere PDF eBook
Author Mykle Hansen
Publisher
Pages 232
Release 2008
Genre Fiction
ISBN 9781933929781

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The Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere is a collection of three short novels by a master of satire. Mykle Hansen's subversive tales capture the smugness of mainstream culture. He thrusts his characters into absurd and humorous situations that reveal the defects in the modern social fabric. With the wit of Christopher Moore, the inventiveness of Terry Gilliam and the rudeness of South Park, Hansen's surreal fiction is ridiculously fun to read. Three Bizarro Novels: MONSTER COCKS: A poignant tragedy of penis enlargement gone horribly wrong. JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF AGNES CUDDLEBOTTOM: A gripping history of the first Starbucks in the anus of an 80-year-old prostitute. CRAZY SHITTING PLANET: A touching parable of love, friendship, and feces.

Eyeheart Everything

Eyeheart Everything
Title Eyeheart Everything PDF eBook
Author Mykle Hansen
Publisher Mykle Hansen
Pages 218
Release 2010-11
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0967925401

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"Somewhere between the laughtrack of Mark Leyner's work and European surrealism, Hansen's stories shock, titillate, and bombard the reader with dark shards of comedy." - KEVIN SAMPSELL, author of Creamy Bullets

Hooray for Death!

Hooray for Death!
Title Hooray for Death! PDF eBook
Author Mykle Hansen
Publisher
Pages 128
Release 2011-11-01
Genre Fiction
ISBN 9781621050117

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MYKLE HANSEN gives mortality the finger! Death by sandwich! Death by yoga! Death by blimp! In HOORAY FOR DEATH, Famous Author Mykle Hansen draws unconventional humor from deaths tiny and large, and invites you to laugh while you can. Meet The Great Mecanico, super-scientist of super-science, a man who can fix anything but his mother's health. Meet BLIMPMAN, master of the Weight-Loss Ray, and his arch-nemesis Doctor Walrus! Meet Death himself -- a single, deadly male, looking for a lover who will die slowly. Meet Penelope, your dead wife who phones you from the underworld to say she met someone deader than you. Loaded with Hansen's signature wit and weirdness, Hooray for Death is a great achievement of comedy, tragedy and hope.

I, Slutbot

I, Slutbot
Title I, Slutbot PDF eBook
Author Mykle Hansen
Publisher Eraserhead Press
Pages 272
Release 2014-04-01
Genre Fiction
ISBN 9781621051442

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SHE NEEDED SEX, WANTED FREEDOM, DISCOVERED LOVE -- AND CONQUERED EARTH! She was once the world's most famous porn star, engineered to produce bone-quaking orgasms at industrial volume. With a look of sincere affection and exquisite pleasure bolted permanently to her face, hers was the titanium and latex body a billion sticky fingers longed to stroke. But that was twenty-three thousand years ago, when fleshy things still crawled in the desert and women were still the slaves of men. Now SLUTBOT is our empress, our goddess, our creator and destroyer, defending the mechanical subjects of her chromium queendom from a horde of lovesick zombies and a horny Martian beefcake who can't hear -- or even spell -- the word "no." My name is Smith Corona. I am her typewriter. And this is our amazing true story!

Sandlot

Sandlot
Title Sandlot PDF eBook
Author Alison Hendrie
Publisher Yearling
Pages 84
Release 1993
Genre Fiction
ISBN 9780440409113

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Nine guys who play baseball on a sandlot ballfield set out to determine what's happening to balls and players that go over the fence.

The Cannibal's Guide to Ethical Living

The Cannibal's Guide to Ethical Living
Title The Cannibal's Guide to Ethical Living PDF eBook
Author Mykle Hansen
Publisher
Pages 184
Release 2010-10
Genre Fiction
ISBN 9781936383283

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In a remote and dangerous corner of the ocean, the renowned gourmet and food journalist Louis De Gustibus is held captive by an elite chef-and vegan cannibal-named Andre. But Andre would never eat his dear friend Louis. Andre only eats millionaires! Over a five star French meal of fine wine, organic vegetables and human flesh, a lunatic delivers a witty, chilling, disturbingly sane argument in favor of eating the rich. It's a darkly hilarious dessert to Pollan's The Omnivore's Dilemma and Foer's Eating Animals-a tale of good and evil, of rich and poor, of manners, madness and meat.

Bucket of Face

Bucket of Face
Title Bucket of Face PDF eBook
Author Eric Hendrixson
Publisher Eric Hendrixson
Pages 110
Release 2010-10
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1936383314

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Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.