Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation
Title | Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation PDF eBook |
Author | Elizabeth Beckwith |
Publisher | William Morrow Paperbacks |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2009-10-06 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9780061759574 |
Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation is not one of those traditional, all-too-earnest parenting guides that, for generations, have sucked all the fun out of child rearing. The foundation of Elizabeth Beckwith's Guilt and Manipulation family philosophy is simple: We do things a certain way, and everyone else is an a**hole. Is that something you should put on a bumper sticker and slap on your minivan? Of course not—that would be trashy. But in the privacy of your own home, you can employ these essential components of Guilt and Manipulation to mold the little runts ruthlessly yet effectively into children you won't be embarrassed to admit are yours: Creating a Team: "Us" vs. "Them" How to Scare the Crap Out of Your Child (in a Positive Way) Don't Be Afraid to Raise a Nerd Mind Control: Why It's a Good Thing
Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation
Title | Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation PDF eBook |
Author | Elizabeth Beckwith |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Pages | 258 |
Release | 2009-09-22 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0061939684 |
A hysterically tongue-in-cheek, parody parenting guide by “a wonder writer and an expressive, hilarious comedian” (Zack Galifianakis). Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation is not one of those traditional, all-too-earnest parenting guides that, for generations, have sucked all the fun out of child rearing. The foundation of Elizabeth Beckwith’s Guilt and Manipulation family philosophy is simple: We do things a certain way, and everyone else is an a**hole. Is that something you should put on a bumper sticker and slap on your minivan? Of course not—that would be trashy. But in the privacy of your own home, you can employ these essential components of Guilt and Manipulation to mold the little runts ruthlessly yet effectively into children you won't be embarrassed to admit are yours: Creating a Team: “Us” vs. “Them” How to Scare the Crap Out of Your Child (in a Positive Way) Don’t Be Afraid to Raise a Nerd Mind Control: Why It’s a Good Thing
Liking the Child You Love
Title | Liking the Child You Love PDF eBook |
Author | Jeffrey Bernstein |
Publisher | Da Capo Lifelong Books |
Pages | 274 |
Release | 2009-06-09 |
Genre | Family & Relationships |
ISBN | 073821261X |
How to recognize and cope with Parent Frustration Syndrome (PFS): negative thoughts and feelings about your children"
Raising Godly Tomatoes
Title | Raising Godly Tomatoes PDF eBook |
Author | L. Elizabeth Krueger |
Publisher | |
Pages | 272 |
Release | 2011-03-20 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9780983484219 |
Fuck Portion Control
Title | Fuck Portion Control PDF eBook |
Author | Nathan Guy Hatch |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2018-03 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9780692083604 |
No more starvation, fasting, or exhaustion and struggling to stay healthy and look good. Learn how to work with your own physiology to achieve real and lasting health. This book is an autobiographical journey through devastating illness and return to health which resulted in unique and unmatched insights into the workings of the human body, the origins of disease, and real and accessible solutions to the health problems which plague our modern societies.
Parenting by The Book
Title | Parenting by The Book PDF eBook |
Author | John Rosemond |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 288 |
Release | 2013-10-15 |
Genre | Family & Relationships |
ISBN | 1476718717 |
"Parenting book based on biblical principles with concrete suggestions on how to better raise children, developing self-respect rather than self-esteem"--Provided by publisher.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Title | How to Traumatize Your Children PDF eBook |
Author | Knock Knock |
Publisher | |
Pages | 200 |
Release | 2007 |
Genre | Family & Relationships |
ISBN | 9781601060389 |
While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.