Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Title | Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! PDF eBook |
Author | Bimisi Tayanita |
Publisher | |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2016-12-01 |
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ISBN | 9781946178039 |
Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Title | Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber PDF eBook |
Author | Bimisi Tayanita |
Publisher | |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2016-12-01 |
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ISBN | 9781946178046 |
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Suzy Likes to Look at Balls
Title | Suzy Likes to Look at Balls PDF eBook |
Author | Bimisi Tayanita |
Publisher | |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2016-12-01 |
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ISBN | 9781946178008 |
Suzy likes to look at balls and if you play a sport, chances are before too long she'll take a look at yours. This book she wrote for you and me just to clue us in, on all the balls that Suzy's seen and where those balls have been.Suzy Likes to Look at Balls is the first of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Dee's Big Nuts
Title | Dee's Big Nuts PDF eBook |
Author | Mark Thunder |
Publisher | Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Pages | 26 |
Release | 2015-08 |
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ISBN | 9781515326762 |
Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
Come Swing with Us!
Title | Come Swing with Us! PDF eBook |
Author | Bimisi Tayanita |
Publisher | |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2016-12-01 |
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ISBN | 9781946178015 |
It is the curious work of poetry and art and reflection to reveal meaning by obscuring meaning. It is a strange realm where swinging is not swinging, except when sometimes it is. On her own artistic journey to spiritual enlightenment, Bimisi Tayanita has once again transformed her peyote induced mumblings into a physical form that is sure to make you laugh hysterically...and leave you with an empty yet benevolent curiosity as to the kind of person you really are.Come Swing with Us! is the second of five books that make up season one.
Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?
Title | Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse? PDF eBook |
Author | Bimisi Tayanita |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2020-10-15 |
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ISBN | 9781946178077 |
"...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breath."--Bimisi to Theodor Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic
Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand
Title | Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand PDF eBook |
Author | Bimisi Tayanita |
Publisher | |
Pages | 32 |
Release | 2016-12-01 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781946178022 |
Spank the Monkey will never expose the thoughts that you fold and unfold and refold over and over in your mind...He will only whisper his sweet song of deliverance.Inspired by several hundred true stories...and counting. Bimisi Tayanita says it all, without saying much of anything. If you are not choking on laughter midway through this book, don't bother with books 4 and 5...maybe this isn't for you. We can part ways now and still be friends.Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is a fun and light hearted story that everybody can relate to, except for you of course...you have no idea what everybody is laughing about (wink, wink).Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is the third of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.