This volume of Professor Birdsong's Best is a collection of his favorite funniest 207 stories culled from the ten humor books he has written since 2010 from his tow series, Dumbest Criminals Law Stories and Weird Criminal Law Stories. These stories are truly some of his best from all around the world like: The story of the West Virginia man, who tried to rob a video store with an empty cheese box which he said contained a bomb who ran from the store when the clerk refused him money; the armed robbery story from Germany wherein an armless man managed to steal a small TV from a store using clamps that were attached to his body by an accomplice; the Ohio police officer suspended from the force for winning a $450 bet by dunking his head in a bucket of urine. And so many other stories about dumb and weird criminals that make this anthology worth reading and will make you laugh out loud.

This book is a collection of 157 stories about dumb criminals from around the U.S. including the Professor'[s home state of Florida, criminal dummies from abroad, and drunken dummies from all over. The stories are true and include the Professor's witty commentary.

Professor Birdsong uses his expertise to bring you over 101 weird criminal law stories from Way Out West. They are all true stories! This book is sure to deliver some delightful humor. Stories include the one about a man who attacks a gay couple for dying their poodle pink; the story of the 72-year-old woman and her 62-year-old boyfriend for having sex behind a barbeque joint; a panty thief who walked into Victoria's Secret and walked out with 130 pair of panties valued at $1,067; and a wide variety of other stories about weird and stupid criminals.

Leonard Birdsong is a law professor who specializes in criminal law.This book exposes the humorous side of dumb criminals.The professor uses his expertise and experience in criminal law to bring forth 150 of his most favorite stories about dumb criminals from the many such stories he has collected over the years. Criminals can be dumb and this book shows just how dumb they can be. Sometimes they are so dumb as to be really funny. The book goes in depth with a chapter about dumb criminals from around the United States; another chapter focuses on his home state of Florida, exposing a number of Florida dummies; yet, another chapter explores dummies from abroad; and the book ends with a stories about drunken dummies. All the stories are true. Full of his witty "Birdsong" commentary the book is sure to deliver some great laughs. A transvestite purse snatcher who loses her water filled condom used as a fake breast, "drunken dummies," people who call 911 to report a slot machine stole their money, and a wide variety of just plain, dumb criminals make this anthology worth reading.

The professor uses his expertise to bring you over 101 weird criminal law stories from the Midwest. They are all true stories! This book is sure to deliver some insightful humor. Stories include the one about a drunken Indiana man who crashes his car into the home of a man and then offers to share his pizza with him; an Ohio woman dubbed the "Cleaning Fairy" who broke into people's home and cleaned it and then left a bill for her services; and then there's the one about the Michigan man sent to jail for failing to pay $500,000 in back child support to 14 women with whom he sired 22 children; the story of the Chicago woman who bit off her cousin's nose during a family outing; and a wide variety of other stories about weird and stupid criminals.

The best stories from Professor Birdsong's popular books. With hundreds of stories of weird criminal behavior the book is sure to deliver insightful humor. Hurry and get your copy of this trilogy. It is an anthology worth reading and just might give you a belly ache from laughing so hard.

The professor uses his expertise to bring you over 100 weird criminal law stories from New York City and other parts of the east coast. They are all true stories! Again, full of his witty "Birdsong" commentary, the book is sure to deliver some insightful humor. A man killed by a NYC street sweeping machine; a federal prison guard who becomes pregnant by an inmate serving time for two murders; a man slapped with two summonses for laughing too hard; a 15-year-old who robs a bank and is caught when an exploding dye pack goes off with the money he grabbed; and a wide variety of other weird and stupid criminals.