This book is a collection of 157 stories about dumb criminals from around the U.S. including the Professor'[s home state of Florida, criminal dummies from abroad, and drunken dummies from all over. The stories are true and include the Professor's witty commentary.

Professor Birdsong is back in the saddle, using his expertise in criminal law, to bring you his latest collection of 157 Dumbest Thugs from around the U.S. and abroad. Stories that will put a smile on your face and make you laugh out loud. Here are a few: * A vandal caused $300,000 worth of damage when he toppled a statue of Sean "Diddy" Combs at the Madam Tussauds wax museum in Times Square in 2019 - and beheaded the statue in the process. * A woman sliced her boyfriend with a boxcutter and threatened to kill him because he failed to give her a birthday present on her 55th birthday. * A Vermont man confessed to spraying liquid manure on a U.S. Customs Border Protection cruiser one summer after he went on a rant about not enough being done to arrest immigrants in the country illegally. * An irate New York City judge gave a harsh sentence to an abusive father who forced the mother of his child to walk naked through the winter streets of Harlem for texting other men. And so many more that will tickle your funny bone. Get your copy of 157 Dumbest Thugs for these and many other stories that will make your sides ache with laughter.

Leonard Birdsong is a law professor who specializes in criminal law.This book exposes the humorous side of dumb criminals.The professor uses his expertise and experience in criminal law to bring forth 150 of his most favorite stories about dumb criminals from the many such stories he has collected over the years. Criminals can be dumb and this book shows just how dumb they can be. Sometimes they are so dumb as to be really funny. The book goes in depth with a chapter about dumb criminals from around the United States; another chapter focuses on his home state of Florida, exposing a number of Florida dummies; yet, another chapter explores dummies from abroad; and the book ends with a stories about drunken dummies. All the stories are true. Full of his witty "Birdsong" commentary the book is sure to deliver some great laughs. A transvestite purse snatcher who loses her water filled condom used as a fake breast, "drunken dummies," people who call 911 to report a slot machine stole their money, and a wide variety of just plain, dumb criminals make this anthology worth reading.

Professor Birdsong uses his expertise to bring you over 101 weird criminal law stories from Way Out West. They are all true stories! This book is sure to deliver some delightful humor. Stories include the one about a man who attacks a gay couple for dying their poodle pink; the story of the 72-year-old woman and her 62-year-old boyfriend for having sex behind a barbeque joint; a panty thief who walked into Victoria's Secret and walked out with 130 pair of panties valued at $1,067; and a wide variety of other stories about weird and stupid criminals.

PROFESSOR BIRDSONG ZANY BUT ALL TRUE CRIMINAL LAW STORIES, VOL. 4: STORIES FROM ROUND THE STATES AND ABROAD.This time the professor uses his expertise and experience in criminal law to bring forth 350 more of the funniest criminal law stories from around the United States and abroad. This book covers just about every silly kind of unlawful conduct one could imagine. Full of his witty “Birdsong” commentary the book is sure to deliver some great laughs. There's a story about the small New Mexico town with two police officers where neither of them can carry a gun because of their own legal problems; a story of the teen who could not turn in his homework because he left his hard drive in the backyard of the home he had burglarized; there is a story of the Texas man arrested for riding his unicycle naked; there's a “drunken dummy” or two; also there's the story about a Florida man released from jail who gets arrested within 16 minutes of his release and a wide variety of just plain, stupid criminals that make this anthology worth reading.

This time the professor brings forth 350 more of the funniest, weird criminal law stories from around the States and abroad. This book covers just about every silly kind of unlawful conduct one could imagine. With more of his witty "Birdsong" commentary, the book is filled with outrageous humor. There's the story about a small New Mexico town with two police officers where neither of them can carry a gun because of their own legal problems; a story of the teen who could not turn in his homework because he left his hard drive in the backyard of the home he had burglarized; there is a story of the Texas man arrested for riding his unicycle naked; some more "drunken dummies;" and a wide variety of just plain, weird and stupid criminals.

The professor uses his expertise to bring you over 100 weird criminal law stories from New York City and other parts of the east coast. They are all true stories! Again, full of his witty "Birdsong" commentary, the book is sure to deliver some insightful humor. A man killed by a NYC street sweeping machine; a federal prison guard who becomes pregnant by an inmate serving time for two murders; a man slapped with two summonses for laughing too hard; a 15-year-old who robs a bank and is caught when an exploding dye pack goes off with the money he grabbed; and a wide variety of other weird and stupid criminals.