Rules are meant to be broken in this laugh-out-loud picture book about staying true to yourself. One little girl gets her greatest wish of becoming a princess only to discover that the rules of royalty are no fun. She has to have perfect hair and eat daintily and dance gracefully — boring! So, she decides to make up her own rules... A delightfully subversive picture book that teaches girls to be themselves — clumsy dancing, crazy scribbling and all. "This ironic take on the Cinderella story is one that will delight many readers." — Reading Time.com

There's a serious problem in the realm. Royal families still practice the tradition of locking away their first born daughters in the booby-trapped lairs of monsters-all in the hopes that brave knights will rescue them. Prince Francis and his trusted companion Gavin, a wise-cracking pig, aim to end this barbaric tradition. Now they travel the realm promoting P.E.T.P-Princes for the Ethical Treatment of Princesses. They set their sights on Pretty, the most beautiful princess and one that no knight has yet been able to rescue. But saving Pretty from a prison made of the strongest goblin stone is only the beginning. The princess is not what she seems! Join our heroes on a hilarious-and dysfunctional-journey. But remember, this isn't your child's fairy tale. Prepare yourself for flamboyant princes, shameless pig sex, and untold armies of rats and flies. Snuggle up and get ready for your bedtime story.

Follow Pretty Princess Pig as she gets ready to throw a party by painting the dining room, baking, and digging up flowers.

Meet Makayla, a pretty black princess who lives in a castle far, far away. Although she has cute dresses, a sparkling tiara, and a shiny wand, she discovers in this rhyming 30 page picture book that being a princess isn't just about her fancy things. Instead, what makes her a princess is what lies within!

Who says learning about manners has to be boring? Join six of your favorite Disney Princesses - Snow White, Jasmine, Ariel, Belle, Sleeping Beauty, and Cinderella - for delightful stories and helpful advice on manners, including such gems as: "Meeting New People. Be on your best behavior when you visit a king - even if you're the daughter of a Sultan. "Being Polite. Don't interrupt-except for something important, like a fire-breathing dragon. " Apologizing. Have you enraged the King of the Seven Seas… again? Here's how to apologize. " Table Manners. If there is one thing you never forget, try not to sneeze on your fellow Dwarfs, especially in front of Snow White! This beautifully illustrated book includes 12 sheets of stationery with matching envelopes, plus a sheet of full-color stickers, so little princesses can write their own thank-you notes. Learning manners has never been so much fun!

Klein I heard noises in my kitchen and when I went downstairs to check, there was an intruder waiting for me behind the counter. The intruder who didn't break in to steal, but still ended up stealing my heart.Lorraine Clarke!She broke into my house- not once but twice, and both the times I was more than happy to entertain her as my very own precious guest. Except, I wanted to change that guest status as soon as possible. I wanted to claim her as my own so that I could cherish her as my little girl. One who would look at her Papa for her every single need even if it's as basic as getting a bath or a change before bed.Author's Note: The book contains strong sexual material- including but not limited to spanking, arousing and punishment scenes and is meant to be read by adults only. This is an age play story and if you are not comfortable with girl calling his partner daddy/ papa during the sex, then this book is not for you.***

Before she began writing poetry, author Leanna Smith had no way of getting her emotions out. With the guidance of an inspiring high school teacher, she found a new way of expressing herself. Through the highs and lows of her life, she continued to write, building a collection of verses that serve as a vivid display of sadness and passion. Breaking Free through Poetry presents a compilation of love, loss, tears, happiness, joy, and sadness spanning thirty-one tumultuous years. Every poem she wrote was a lesson that she needed to learn about a situation she had to experience in order to grow. This poetry collection, written over the course of more than thirty years, shares the thoughts, feelings, and stories of one woman’s life. Dreams Die I once dreamed that you and I We’d come together like earth and sky, But as you know dreams, they die Without a doubt without a sigh I wish I was too strong to cry But this dream left tears in my eyes And of course, I’ll still try Because I’ll love her live or die.