As we begin our journey down the path of enrichment, enlightenment and empowerment, let us pray for deliverance from the forces of ignorance and stupidity that rise up before us, and seek to destroy us: "Dominus ominus, exodous en massicus, afarious fromicus, all ye dumbassicus." Do you like that? I wrote it myself...and would you believe that I've never even studied Latin...

As we begin our journey down the path of enrichment, enlightenment and empowerment, let us pray for deliverance from the forces of ignorance and stupidity that rise up before us, and seek to destroy us: "Dominus ominus, exodous en massicus, afarious fromicus, all ye dumbassicus." Do you like that? I wrote it myself...and would you believe that I've never even studied Latin...

This book contains some Politically Incorrect Words/Phrases: If while reading these words and phrases, you become terminally frightened or feel the need to throw bricks at people, please be sure to run back to college into your "safe space" to coddle your babyish demeanor. We here on planet earth respect your safety and the safety of others and don't have time for your childish bullcrap! - - - - C O N T E N T S: !!!TRIGGER WARNING!!! Politically Incorrect Words/Phrases. Things I won't miss after the world blows up and you experience a mutilating death AKA my pet peeves. Al Gored and His Secret Wife Named Gerbil: a politically correct story of "normal" love. 99 MIDGETS ON HORSES: a drinking song. ODE TO REAL MEN WHO ARE SEEN AS NEANDERTHALS. One Reason why the Media ALWAYS Exclaims "The 80's Made Us!" The downfall of male role-models. We peed our pants with this one. The Open Concept Toilet - A true story of nudging propaganda. Politically Incorrect Words/Phrases. About the Authors Mr. Alfred Pee-Pee Goobersnatch, Miss Carpitha Gildersleeves, Mr. Herbert J.W. Mueller. !!!TRIGGER WARNING!!! (Read at your own risk)

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