Once Upon a More Enlightened Time
Title | Once Upon a More Enlightened Time PDF eBook |
Author | James Finn Garner |
Publisher | Macmillan Reference USA |
Pages | 148 |
Release | 1996 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 9780783815022 |
Another enlightened collection from the bestselling author of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories. Garner continues his mission to liberate our classic fairy tales from archaic, sexist, ageist, classist, lookist, and environmentally unsound prejudices with a new collection of humorous tales for readers of evolved consciousness. 13 line drawings.
Politically Correct Holiday Stories
Title | Politically Correct Holiday Stories PDF eBook |
Author | James Finn Garner |
Publisher | MacMillan Publishing Company |
Pages | 120 |
Release | 1995 |
Genre | Anecdotes |
ISBN | 9780028604206 |
Retells traditional holiday tales from a politically correct point of view, eliminating gender and social biases.
Politically Correct Pinocchio
Title | Politically Correct Pinocchio PDF eBook |
Author | James Finn Garner |
Publisher | |
Pages | 42 |
Release | 2018-08-13 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781732658905 |
A hilarious retelling of the story of Pinocchio, reflecting the social and political realities of our era.
Holidays on Ice
Title | Holidays on Ice PDF eBook |
Author | David Sedaris |
Publisher | Little, Brown |
Pages | 140 |
Release | 2009-05-04 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0316073636 |
David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).
Every Day Is a Holiday, Every Meal Is a Feast
Title | Every Day Is a Holiday, Every Meal Is a Feast PDF eBook |
Author | Andrew Anthony Bufalo |
Publisher | All American Books |
Pages | 350 |
Release | 2006-10-01 |
Genre | History |
ISBN | 9780974579382 |
Marines jokingly say that "every day is a holiday, and every meal is a feast" in the Corps, but we all know there is more to it than that. And no, I don't mean "every formation is a parade, and every paycheck is a fortune!" Being a Marine is a tough, but rewarding, way of life, and this fourth installment in the "Sea Stories" series takes a look at a lot of those times - along with a liberal dose of knuckleheads and common sense. If you liked the first three, you'll like this one too!
Apocalypse Wow!
Title | Apocalypse Wow! PDF eBook |
Author | James Finn Garner |
Publisher | Thorndike Press |
Pages | 240 |
Release | 1997 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9780783882260 |
America's master of satire and wit looks at the concepts of UFO conspiracies, numerological calculations, harmonic convergence, the Internet, and talk of the Last Days.
The Christmas Sweater
Title | The Christmas Sweater PDF eBook |
Author | Glenn Beck |
Publisher | Simon and Schuster |
Pages | 21 |
Release | 2010-11-09 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1442426977 |
Adapted from the original bestselling novel, The Christmas Sweater: The story of a young boy who finds the true meaning of Christmas.