Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom
Title | Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom PDF eBook |
Author | Sami Christianson |
Publisher | |
Pages | 64 |
Release | 2017-10-24 |
Genre | Art |
ISBN | 1631063766 |
Need to tell your boss to f*ck off? Express your sentiments with beautiful hand-lettering! Includes 25 irreverent hand-lettered signs with favorites like "Your Spirit Animal is an A$$hole."
Please Don't Eat Me
Title | Please Don't Eat Me PDF eBook |
Author | Liz Climo |
Publisher | Little, Brown Books for Young Readers |
Pages | 37 |
Release | 2019-10-15 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0316530654 |
Beloved author-illustrator Liz Climo is back with a hilarious take on (reluctant) friendship that will appeal to fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates and I Want My Hat Back! When a carefree bunny is approached by a voracious bear in the woods, Bunny has just one request: "Please don't eat me." But the bear has a never-ending list of requests, and Bunny realizes maybe Bear isn't as hungry as he'd let on...maybe he just wants his new friend's company for a while. This witty and poignant exploration of predator and prey will have children and parents alike roaring with laughter--and looking for their next meal.
Please Don't Tell
Title | Please Don't Tell PDF eBook |
Author | Laura Tims |
Publisher | HarperCollins |
Pages | 201 |
Release | 2016-05-24 |
Genre | Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | 0062317342 |
Debut author Laura Tims writes an intense and utterly gripping contemporary YA tale perfect for fans of Pretty Little Liars. Joy has done everything to protect her twin sister...including murder. Joy killed Adam Gordon for what he did to her sister, Grace. At least, that’s what she thinks happened. Now Adam can’t hurt anyone ever again, and her sister can be free from the boy who harmed her. But someone else knows what Joy did, and they’re going to out her as a cold-blooded killer if she doesn’t expose the scandalous secrets bubbling just below the surface of her mundane town. As the demands escalate, and she finds herself falling for Adam’s half brother, Joy must figure out the blackmailer’s identity before everything spirals out of control.
Please Don't Read This Book
Title | Please Don't Read This Book PDF eBook |
Author | Deanna Kizis |
Publisher | Penguin |
Pages | 34 |
Release | 2021-01-12 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 059311681X |
In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures. Wait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. Praise for Please Don't Read This Book: "Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter." --Kirkus Reviews "A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be." --New York Journal of Books "'Please Don’t Read This Book!' is hard to resist — and that’s clearly the plan." --The Virginian-Pilot
Please Do Not Touch
Title | Please Do Not Touch PDF eBook |
Author | Murray Moss |
Publisher | Rizzoli Publications |
Pages | 330 |
Release | 2018-04-10 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 0847861570 |
A witty and revealing memoir of the mid-1990s, when high design became art and there was no more exclusive club for high design than MOSS. For almost twenty years the SoHo design gallery MOSS was the place where design, art, money, and glamour mixed. Murray Moss, the impresario behind the shop, and his partner, Franklin Getchell, were the leading arbiters of good taste and the new—launching the careers of now-established designers such as Studio Job and Maarten Baas while bringing back into fashion eighteenth-century porcelain and Tupperware. By mixing high and low MOSS shifted the design conversation from the galleries of MoMA to a storefront in SoHo. Please Do Not Touch is their witty insider confessions of that exciting time. Natural storytellers, Moss and Getchell effortlessly weave entertaining and revealing tales that take the reader behind the scenes of MOSS’s famous opening night parties and spectacular projects and partnerships with never-before-seen photographs from their personal archives. A memoir by two legends of modern design, Please Do Not Touch is sure to become a “bible” for cognoscenti and students alike—transporting lovers of modern design back to the time when high design first broke all barriers.
Please Don't Just Do What I Tell You
Title | Please Don't Just Do What I Tell You PDF eBook |
Author | Bob Nelson |
Publisher | Random House |
Pages | 71 |
Release | 2014-01-20 |
Genre | Business & Economics |
ISBN | 1448175747 |
'Simple, smart and savvy - this book shows employees how to reach for the sky and use initiative they never knew was there.' Dr Stephen Covey, author of The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People. From Bob Nelson, the author of the million copy selling 1001 Ways series, Don't Just Do What I Tell You, Do What Needs to be Done is about fast tracking or getting ahead by fulfilling an employer's ultimate expectation - that you'll figure out what needs to be done and take the initiative to do it. With direct advice and fascinating anecdotes about people who have taken initiative and been rewarded. The book is short, easy-to-read and inspiring and includes advice on how to: --suggest ways to save money--turn problems into opportunities --collect your own data, develop alternatives, and build support for your ideas --be a person that makes things happen--avoid the 'blame game' --persist when obstacles arise
Please Don't Stop the Music
Title | Please Don't Stop the Music PDF eBook |
Author | Jane Lovering |
Publisher | Choc Lit Limited |
Pages | 246 |
Release | 2011-02-01 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1906931526 |
A desperate jewelry designer falls for a mysterious musician in “a real gem of a story that completely caught me by surprise” (Romance Junkies). After a rough patch that she doesn’t like to talk about, Jemima Hutton is determined to build a successful new life. Unfortunately, her handmade jewelry business is on the edge of ruin. That is, until the enigmatic Ben Davies offers to stock her handmade belt buckles in his guitar shop and things soon start looking up. But Ben has his own secrets he’d prefer to keep quiet. When Jemima finds out he used to be the front man of a hugely successful indie band, she wants to know more. Like why did he desert the band on their US tour? And why is he now a semi-recluse? But the curiosity is mutual—which means that Jemima’s own secret is no longer safe. And only by trusting one another will Ben and Jemima be able to rock together, in this witty tale that earned RoNA Awards for both Best Romantic Comedy Novel and Romantic Novel of the Year.