Pirates mistake the Krusty Krab as a real ship, take it over, and make SpongeBob the captain.

Shiver me timbers! SpongeBob and Patrick have just finished making the Krusty Krab look like a sailing ship when a band of pirates whisks them away! SpongeBob impresses the pirates so much that they make him the captain. But the pirates soon revolt! Will SpongeBob and his friends ever see Bikini Bottom again? Find out in this absorbing seafarin' adventure!

Includes a bonus facsimile reprint of the first SpongeBob Comics issue, inserted in pocket on page 3 of cover.

Celebrate the 20th anniversary of Nickelodeon's SpongeBob SquarePants! Are you feeling in over your head or all washed up? SpongeBob SquarePants and his friends from Bikini Bottom will have you looking on the the bright side again with their thoughts on friendship, fun, business, bubble blowing, and much, much more. Filled with quotes and advice from Nickelodeon's SpongeBob SquarePants, this full-color gift book is sure to thrill fans of all ages.

"...Suggests what preventive measures sailors can take and advises how they should deal with stress, aggression, and fear when faced with a confrontation". - Back cover.

From the New York Times bestselling author of Little Brother, Cory Doctorow, comes Pirate Cinema, a new tale of a brilliant hacker runaway who finds himself standing up to tyranny. Trent McCauley is sixteen, brilliant, and obsessed with one thing: making movies on his computer by reassembling footage from popular films he downloads from the net. In the dystopian near-future Britain where Trent is growing up, this is more illegal than ever; the punishment for being caught three times is that your entire household's access to the internet is cut off for a year, with no appeal. Trent's too clever for that too happen. Except it does, and it nearly destroys his family. Shamed and shattered, Trent runs away to London, where he slowly learns the ways of staying alive on the streets. This brings him in touch with a demimonde of artists and activists who are trying to fight a new bill that will criminalize even more harmless internet creativity, making felons of millions of British citizens at a stroke. Things look bad. Parliament is in power of a few wealthy media conglomerates. But the powers-that-be haven't entirely reckoned with the power of a gripping movie to change people's minds.... At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.