This eclectic spoof of self-help books has the popular Miss Piggy offering advice on beauty, etiquette, finances, love, career planning, cooking, travel, and psychological therapy

Now the goddess of romance herself tells you her secrets for getting what you want, getting rid of what you don't, and getting the most of love, life, and yourself. Move over Ellen and Sherrie, "Miss Piggy's Rules" is the only book you'll need. Spanning the entire are of relationships -- from dating through commitment and out the other side -- this guide is about discovering and landing that object of your desire, turning him into the love of your life, and dealing with him (and yourself) after he has become "the supreme scum of the universe". Divided into 3 sections, "Miss Piggy's Rules'" humorous approach sets you straight on the do's and don'ts of love: -- Dating: The Beginning -- Finding and Getting Mr. Right -- The Relationship -- Getting Mr. Right's Stuff -- The Afterlife -- Getting Rid of Me. Wrong (and Getting on with Your Life!) Plus a special bonus section -- Moi's Guide to Getting Even! (Because sometimes he deserves a good deal more than goodbye.) Included are quizzes, top ten lists on such topics as what to wear and when to call collect, diagram, and charts, and "Dear Piggy", where the expert herself answers your questions.

Learn about teacup pigs in this fact-and-photo-filled book that captures all the charm of these adorable animals! This new nonfiction reader will teach kids about the breed, how to train them, and how to take good care of these unique animals.

Who loves yoga? Everyone from ballerinas to football players to moms and dads. This fun and informative picture book guide shows kids—and piggies!—in classic yoga poses, complete with instructions.

Most piglets want to be pigs when they grow up. Not Liam. He wants to be a bunny. Even if it takes a lot of practice to learn how to hop...and to eat salad. Even if no one believes that a piggy can be a bunny. With a lot of determination, and a little help from his grandma, Liam is determined to make his dream come true. For children who put on a cape or a tutu, who dream of being someone or something different, Piggy Bunny offers a reassuring and fun opportunity to believe in themselves.

Applause! Applause! And wasn't it easy! Even non-musical teachers will love using this simple musical play. Children will bring stories to life through drama, music, art, language, and gross motor activities. Each book contains a CD (print books) or audio files (eBooks) and a resource guide loaded with songs, music, and step-by-step directions for classroom use or performance. The CD and audio files contain both songs with lyrics, and piano accompaniment only. This play is loaded with wonderful music and catchy lyrics that children will want to sing again and again!

A Parents Best Children’s Book of 2019 These little piggies lead a series of silly counting opportunities from one to ten as Jarvis puts his spin on a popular nursery rhyme. One little piggy went to market. Two little piggies had a car but couldn’t park it. When one little piggy sets out for the market, more and more piggies join in, dancing for hours, flying with superpowers, playing bongos on top of an elephant — and counting to ten all the while. Leading young ones easily from toe games to numbers, this little book will have them squealing with fun.