ONE MILLION BANANAS is one man's quest to find his lost daughter and one daughter's quest to find her lost brother and that brother's quest to find his mom who went looking for the family dog. And woven through that impossible narrative: bananas, one million of them. Sometimes the bananas crowd out the story, with bananas being everywhere on the page. Yet that powerful story emerges, the story of the father, daughter, brother, mother and the dog: lost behind the bananas. But to be honest, ONE MILLION BANANAS is literally one million bananas. That is, the word 'banana' repeated one million times. This is the first volume containing the first 104,478 bananas because one million bananas are just too many to print. But I imagine if you stare at the bananas long enough, you might imagine all that other mother, father, brother, sister and dog stuff. Maybe.And if you desire all 1,000,000 bananas all at once, purchase the ebook: all the bananas are there.

A hilarious, mostly-rhyming picture book about a banana and narrator who can't quite agree on what their book is about. Perfect for fans of Mo Willems' We Are in a Book and Adam Rex's Nothing Rhymes With Orange! "Mo Willems fans will give this book one, two, three, four, five stars!" --Parents "Tillotson's rib-tickling debut is not to be missed!"--Kirkus When a narrator starts filling this story with fruit, Banana can’t wait to step into the spotlight. The book is called Counting to Bananas, after all. But as more and more fruits (and non-fruits) are added to the story, Banana objects. When will it be time for bananas?! With laugh-out-loud text from debut author Carrie Tillotson and brought to life by illustrator Estrela Lourenço this is the story of a banana and narrator who have very strong opinions about what should (and should not!) be in this book. The perfect next read for fans of Jory John and Pete Oswald's The Bad Seed series, as well at Ryan T. Higgins' Hey, Bruce! Praise for Counting to Bananas: "In the tradition of Mac Barnett’s Count the Monkeys, Tillotson’s rib-tickling debut is not to be missed . . . Lourenço’s digitally created illustrations of cartoon fruit with faces and expressive animals are bright, dynamic, and foolish. Fruity fun for everyone." --Kirkus

one million bananas the poetry edition is exactly the same bananas as in the previous editions, but now they rhyme.

HE loves HER. SHE loves HIM. SHE loves HER. HE loves HIM. SHE loves THEM. HE loves THEM. THEY love THEM. But then SOME came who called the whole thing bananas.One Million Bananas, the Love Edition, is the fourth in the series of One Million Bananas books, but the first where love can be found hiding between the bananas.

This is the story of a Pickle. An unlikely savior in a world of Bananas. When Bananas thought that all hope was lost, the Pickle appeared to save them all. And the Pickle became an honorary Banana. So if you are wondering why the Banana on the cover is green, it's because I didn't have a picture of a Pickle to color yellow. Or maybe it could be from the Pickle falling in love with a Banana and having a green Banana baby. Whatever the reason the Banana-Pickle or Pickle-Banana, I'm sure it's empowering. Yeah, that's reason, it's empowering.

Part green-lifestyle guide, part popular science, How Bad Are Bananas? is the first book to provide the information we need to make carbon-savvy purchases and informed lifestyle choices and to build carbon considerations into our everyday thinking. The book puts our decisions into perspective with entries for the big things (the World Cup, volcanic eruptions, the Iraq war) as well as the small (email, ironing, a glass of beer). And it covers the range from birth (the carbon footprint of having a child) to death (the carbon impact of cremation). Packed full of surprises — a plastic bag has the smallest footprint of any item listed, while a block of cheese is bad news — the book continuously informs, delights, and engages the reader. Solidly researched and referenced, the easily digestible figures, statistics, charts, and graphs (including a section on the carbon footprint of various foods) will encourage discussion and help people to make up their own minds about their consumer choices.

Obama keeps getting better. So the world needs more Obamas. And within these pages are more, (Not Quite) One Million of them, more like One Hundred Thousand. Flip through the pages and let the Obamas fly by. Marvel at them as each is uniquely positioned within the book to deliver its hidden message. Pick an Obama and make it yours. Let it inspire you. Guide you. Let this Obama help you to be the best you that you can be. This is your Obama.Remember where it is and return to it when you need comfort or when you feel empowered. Share your story with your own personal Obama. There are 100,000 of them so you should have your own Obama all for yourself. Just don't pick my Obama, the one on page 65, fourteenth row down, ninth across. That's my Obama and we have a thing. This is just the One Million Bananas book but with Obama. But maybe it makes you feel good to have all these Obamas. There are worse things.