It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
Title | It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers PDF eBook |
Author | Colin Nissan |
Publisher | Chronicle Books |
Pages | 68 |
Release | 2021-09-28 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 1797214756 |
A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.
One Gourd at a Time
Title | One Gourd at a Time PDF eBook |
Author | Tricia Sutton |
Publisher | Schiffer Craft |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2012 |
Genre | Crafts & Hobbies |
ISBN | 9780764341465 |
For crafters and artists who like the idea of working with gourds but don't know where to begin, this Beginner's Guide provides basic cutting, coloring, and decorating techniques. Gourds can be made into a container, an animal, jewelry, a face or mask, or anything else you can create. Step-by-step instructions and 361 color images take you through 21 projects using both cleaned and uncleaned gourds. There's the snowman, gourd pin, shadow box, candy dish, and a beaded face mask. Chapters include cleaning and cutting the gourd, coloring and decorating, and easy-to-do projects with your gourd scraps. Though geared for beginners, this how-to book is also a great resource for seasoned crafters who want to take their gourd art to the next level. A gallery of completed projects will further inspire your own creative ideas.
Grandma and the Great Gourd
Title | Grandma and the Great Gourd PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | Macmillan |
Pages | 34 |
Release | 2013-03-05 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1596433787 |
On her way to visit her daughter on the other side of the jungle, Grandma encounters a hungry fox, bear, and tiger, and although she convinces them to wait for her return trip, she still must find a way to outwit them all.
Follow the Drinking Gourd
Title | Follow the Drinking Gourd PDF eBook |
Author | Jeanette Winter |
Publisher | Dragonfly Books |
Pages | 50 |
Release | 1992-01-15 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0679819975 |
Illus. in full color. "Winter's story begins with a peg-leg sailor who aids slaves on their escape on the Underground Railroad. While working for plantation owners, Peg Leg Joe teaches the slaves a song about the drinking gourd (the Big Dipper). A couple, their son, and two others make their escape by following the song's directions. Rich paintings interpret the strong story in a clean, primitive style enhanced by bold colors. The rhythmic compositions have an energetic presence that's compelling. A fine rendering of history in picturebook format."--(starred) Booklist.
Jonah's Gourd Vine
Title | Jonah's Gourd Vine PDF eBook |
Author | Zora Neale Hurston |
Publisher | Harper Collins |
Pages | 260 |
Release | 1990-01-22 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0060916516 |
Despite being a married man and pastor of Zion Hope, John Buddy Pearson is a "natchel man" during the week "who loves too many women for his own good."--Back cover.
Gourd Girls
Title | Gourd Girls PDF eBook |
Author | Priscilla Wilson |
Publisher | Gourdcraft Originals, Incorporated |
Pages | 220 |
Release | 2005 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 9780965119672 |
Memoir about a lesbian couple's coming out in a rural community
The Pumpkin Patch Parable
Title | The Pumpkin Patch Parable PDF eBook |
Author | Liz Curtis Higgs |
Publisher | Thomas Nelson Inc |
Pages | 17 |
Release | 1995 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 0785277226 |
Tells a parable in which the farmer turns a simple pumpkin into a glorious sight to illustrate that God wants His children to be full of light.