Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. Put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.

Cheers to retirement! Embrace the joy and laughter of your newfound freedom with Officially Retired. This hilarious collection of quotes and quips is the perfect companion for anyone navigating the adventures of post-nine-to-five life. Celebrate surviving the nine to five with this hilarious collection of quotes, quips and statements Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Whether you have grand plans to travel the world or want to move into the slow lane, you can now enjoy trading in the work grind for doing whatever you want to do. Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. In this delightful little book, you will find witty observations on all aspects of retirement, including: - Embracing sleeping in and banishing the alarm clock - The challenges of keeping up with technology - The fleeing hair follicles - Being the only person happy on a Monday Perfect for anyone who wants to find humor in their golden years, or as a gift for someone about to escape the rat race, this little book is here to provide laughter and fun during your seven-day weekends. It's time to put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.

Looking for a retirement gift for your husband? Is your better half retiring in 2018 or 2019? This funny officially retired blank lined note book will make an awesome gift for the retired Policeman, Military Man or Teacher who now has to answer to his wife 120 Pages High Quality Paper 6

Retirement is a whole new adventure! This funny retirement journal will help you to record your adventures. Features 7x10 size, with 110 numbered pages. Contains a Table of Contents so you can see at a glance the list of places you've been, adventures you've taken, things you've tried, or as a bucket list. Perfect gift for anyone retiring from their jobs who are ready for the next stage of their lives. If you're looking for funny and useful retirement gifts for women or men, this journal will be a great present.

Surprise new retirees with this hilarious and pawsitively adorable gift book full of funny sayings and retirement wishes—a perfect going-away gift for those lucky coworkers, bosses, friends, family, and more! Kick back and relax into full-time retired life with some dogs that already know how to live the good life in this funny, utterly adorable and giftable retirement book. Inside you’ll find hard-working (and hardly working) pups to inspire, admire—and just plain make you laugh—paired with quotes and sayings all about making the most of the best years of your life, including: - “No work and all play.” - “Life’s a beach when you’re retired.” - “What do you call a person who’s happy on a Monday? Retired.” - “No more alarm clocks, just dream schedules.” Shake off those sad goodbyes with this beautiful, hardcover collection of dogs on permanent vacation—the perfect gift for the new retiree in your life!

Time to say goodbye! Retire in style with this beautiful guest book. There's room for 320 guests to sign their names and record their well-wishes. In years from now, you'll flick through this book and remember the wonderful time you had with your family and friends. Features: 80 guest pages (for up to 320 guests) 10 gift log pages 10 blank special memories pages High-quality soft cover binding

Looking for a great gift idea for retired guys who also love motorcycles? Need a new journal in your life? This Unique and Funny Journal Notebook is sure to please and make the perfect Christmas or birthday present for men or women. 100 6" x 9" Lined Pages are provided for you to put your thoughts, hopes, experiences, likes, and dislikes. With a matte, full-color soft cover, this lined notebook is as practical as it is cool. And is the ideal size for lined journals for kids, journals for women to write in and makes an excellent birthday journal notebook gift. It could also be used as a diary to record all your creative self-expression such as poetry, short stories or self-help affirmations. Desired Creatives Journals are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Co-worker/Boss Gifts Journals & Planners Doodle Diaries Homeschool Planners for Kids Food Diaries Sheet Music Creative Writing Notebooks Gifts for Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, Cousins, Brother, Sister Retirement Gifts School Notebooks Graduation Gifts Thank You Gifts Teacher Gifts Inspirational Journals Mom Daughter Journal Journaling For Kids Blank Books & Journals Beer and Weight Loss Logs Keepsake Journals And much more........ Place your order today!