I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

Curious about the back door? You’re in the right place. In this collection of stories from the Spicy Snacks series, you’ll find five stories of women who are keen to explore alternatives to the traditional, and men who are only too happy to help them! Spicy snacks are hot and fast. They’re for the people who skip long lead-ups to get to the steamy bits. No skipping here, it’s straight into the action. The perfect quickie for when you haven’t much time. Does My Bum Look Big In This? What if the answer was “yes, and that’s a good thing”? Sally has a problem with her new trousers. She thinks they make her bum look big. Simon agrees, so he suggests that she take them off. And he has that look in his eye. The one which says he loves her big bum, and would be thrilled to prove just how much he loves it. What could possibly happen next? Race To The Bottom It was a race. A two-person race, but it was still important. Because the winner got the power of command, they got to command the loser to do whatever they wanted. And after half an hour of watching her tight butt wriggle as she ran in front of me, I knew exactly what I would command. But first I had to win! Does Matt win the race? What will he command if he does? Can he claim the bottom prize? Read now to find out. Accident Prone Some accidents are a good thing! Sasha carefully packs her bag for her trip to the pool house. Towel, sunscreen, book, glasses. But when she gets down there and empties it in front of her handsome pool boy; what’s this? A butt plug and a bottle of lube have accidentally fallen into her bag! Oh dear. And then Mike accidentally spills a whole lot of lube onto the plug! What to do? Well, wouldn’t want to waste it… The CFM Trousers CFM Trousers? What on earth could that mean? Spoiler alert, the first and third words are ‘Come’ and ‘Me’. Wendy’s husband is away fishing, and she’s having a girls’ night. One of her friends admires her trousers, so she tells them that Mark calls them her CFM trousers. Of course, they want to know more. Wendy explains that Mark loves these trousers because they show off her ass, and Mark loves her ass. The girls are intrigued, and Wendy explains, in more and more explicit detail, just how much Mark loves her ass! How does the story end? How do the girls react? And what happens when the husbands come home! Read now to find out. The Graduation Present Liam has worked hard to get his doctorate, so he deserves a very special graduation present. And Jenny knows just the thing. When Liam opens his present, he discovers that it’s a butt plug! Of course a butt plug isn’t much use without a butt to put it in. And Jenny just happens to have one that is both beautiful and available. Does Liam enjoy his present? You bet! Buy now to get all the details.

Embrace your behind—flaws, farts, and all—with historical heinies, celebrity cabooses, seat self-care, and more fun facts in this little book of booty body positivity. Butts are amazing. They’re practical, hilarious, and hardworking, and almost every person and animal has one that is entirely unique and their own. Just like a fingerprint, nothing makes you you like your backside. But why is it that so many of us have such a complicated relationship with our buns? Too big, too small, too high, too low… there’s no such thing. This book is here to proclaim that all butts are good butts! From professional buttocks portraitist Rachal Duggan whose work has been seen on Instagram and TikTok (@radillustrates), this illustrated gift book examines all things bootylicious—from historical legends to adorable animals to otherworldly as*trology. For those in need of a little self-love, this book will cover fresh tactics to accept your perceived imperfections and easy strategies for honoring your cheeks. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll (hopefully) see your glorious derrière in an entirely new light.

Embrace your behind—flaws, farts, and all—with historical heinies, celebrity cabooses, seat self-care, and more fun facts in this little book of booty body positivity. Butts are amazing. They’re practical, hilarious, and hardworking, and almost every person and animal has one that is entirely unique and their own. Just like a fingerprint, nothing makes you you like your backside. But why is it that so many of us have such a complicated relationship with our buns? Too big, too small, too high, too low… there’s no such thing. This book is here to proclaim that all butts are good butts! From professional buttocks portraitist Rachal Duggan whose work has been seen on Instagram and TikTok (@radillustrates), this illustrated gift book examines all things bootylicious—from historical legends to adorable animals to otherworldly as*trology. For those in need of a little self-love, this book will cover fresh tactics to accept your perceived imperfections and easy strategies for honoring your cheeks. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll (hopefully) see your glorious derrière in an entirely new light.

This is another beautiful adult coloring book featuring 25 Curvy Butts for you to color ! Adults who love to color or love the sight of a nice fine set a butt cheeks will adore this book.

That’s A Good Ass Question!™️ Relationships & Parenting inquires about one’s views on relationships, dating, marriage, and parenting. Are you willing to be open and flexible when it comes to relationships? What type of parent do you aspire to be? The intent of this questionnaire game is to help you dissect your choices and be specific about what you want in your relationships and how you’d like to parent. This game can be used as a tool to help attract and manifest your deepest desires as a partner/parent. This game also includes inspirational affirmations for reassurance of wholeness within oneself.