A smorgasbord of e-mail and Internet wit blended with humorous incidents from the author's wild and wooly life, sure to light up one's lonely moments and any social gathering.

This book constitutes the proceedings of the 11th International Congress on Telematics and Computing, WITCOM 2022, held in Cancún, México, in November 2022. The 30 full papers presented in this volume were carefully reviewed and selected from 73 submissions. The papers are focused on the topics of artificial intelligence techniques, Data Science, Blockchain, environment Monitoring, Cybersecurity, Education, and software for communications protocols.

Taking a brief from Bill Shakespeare, the Author traces his life from Rochester, NY to Cornell to New York City and to the world, beginning as an infant and progressing to a schoolboy, a lover and womanizer, an attorney, a business C.E.O. and entrepreneur and the author of a dozen books. With stops along the way as a folk-song promoter, a popular song lyricist, a matchmaker, a politcal activist, etc. Not all in a straight line; successes and flops included. However, all with an upbeat philosophy, eternal optimism and an ever available sense of humor, which shows in his lively writing style.

This book constitutes the thoroughly refereed proceedings of the 7th International Congress on Telematics and Computing, WITCOM 2018, held in Mazatlán, Mexico in November 2018. The 23 full papers presented in this volume were carefully reviewed and selected from 57 submissions. They present and organize the knowledge from within the field of telematics and security, data analytics and Machine Learning, IoT and mobile computing.