12 Activities to Liven Up Long Potty Breaks. Includes a pen with an erasable cap so you can wipe when you're done.

3 Day Potty Training is a fun and easy-to-follow guide for potty training even the most stubborn child just 3 days. Not just for pee and poop but for day and night too! Lora’s method is all about training the child to learn their own body signs. If the parent is having to do all the work, then the child isn’t truly trained, but with Lora’s method your child will learn when their body is telling them that they need to use the potty and they will communicate that need to you.

Experience the joys of Christmas and ring in the New Year with this especially naughty edition of 'Perverted Word Search!' Dirty little acts of holiday delight fill this humorous and entertaining volume of raunchy word search puzzles. Including 30 sinful Christmas-centered puzzles and 10 bonus New Year's treats, this Holiday Edition makes a perfect gift for those with dirty minds and a love for laughter. Featuring such delicious categories as: 'It's a Christmas Porno, ' 'In the Cab, ' 'You Gonna Eat That, ' 'Things to Do on Santa's Lap, ' 'Placing the Mistletoe, ' 'Slutty Elf Names, ' and so many more! This handy volume also fits nicely as a stocking stuffer, and it's easy to pack away for travel. Most importantly, it will provide tons of fun for any naughty puzzle solver, whether on the toilet o

From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

In this great resource, you'll find a time-saving, kid-pleasing crossword and word search puzzle for 25 of your students' favorite books such as Matilda, Harriet the Spy, How to Eat Fried Worms, Dear Mr. Henshaw, and My Side of the Mountain. The puzzles are perfect for focusing on key vocabulary and asseeeing reading comprehension. Also includes classroom-tested prompts for each book that invite students to think, discuss, and write. For use with Grades 4-8.

The completely inappropriate adult activity book for anyone bored AF or who just needs a laugh! Full of swearing fun, lewd puzzles and naughty facts you're not going to be able unlearn. Contains: Adult Word Searches (swearing 101, swear like a pirate, bajino, jerkin the gerkin and many more) Funny Matching (sex drinks, swearing movie quotes, gender signs) Themed Mazes (funny images with disturbing facts) Dirty Mind Riddles (What's long and hard and has cum in it? answer...a cucumber) Naughty Trivia questions (What percent of adults have had a threesome?) Find the Difference including odd and inappropriately fascinating facts(koala's have 3 vaginas) Funny Quote Cryptograms (I work well with others when they leave me the f*ck alone) Perfect for: Get well gift Funny stocking stuffer Gag gift White Elephant present The perfect activity book if you're stuck at home, on vacation or for a funny gift for your friend or loved one.

As you may have heard, or are currently experiencing firsthand, potty training is one of the most stressful challenges of raising a child. From first introducing the potty seat, to using incentives for encouragement, to making the first diaperless trip outside the home, The Everything Potty Training Book provides practical, reassuring advice to help you survive this difficult period in a child's development. Parenting expert Linda Sonna, Ph.D., gives you foolproof advice on how to: Recognize when your child is, and isn't, ready; - Become a "potty coach"; - Develop readiness skills; - Understand bedwetting causes and cures; - Handle nighttime routines; - Wean off diapers and pull-ups; - Prepare for extended trips; - Cope with regressive behavior. Packed full of scenarios for all occasions inspired by real situations, The Everything Potty Training Book will have your child mastering this important skill in no time, while at the same time keeping everyone's sanity intact.