My Life as a Human Hairball

My Life as a Human Hairball
Title My Life as a Human Hairball PDF eBook
Author Bill Myers
Publisher Tommy Nelson
Pages 87
Release 1998-11-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 141855345X

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Just when you're sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier - the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally's own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body - from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye - in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how "fearfully and wonderfully we are made."

My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler

My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler
Title My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler PDF eBook
Author Bill Myers
Publisher Tommy Nelson
Pages 128
Release 1996-05-03
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 141853501X

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What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogle How about two? Or Six? Or a dozen?! Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knew it, there are more Wally's running around than even Wally can handle. Catastrophes reach an all-time high as Wally tries to out think God and rewrite history.

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss
Title My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss PDF eBook
Author Bill Myers
Publisher Thomas Nelson
Pages 128
Release 1994-04-24
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1418535141

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It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end. . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.

My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber

My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber
Title My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber PDF eBook
Author Bill Myers
Publisher Tommy Nelson
Pages 128
Release 2007-07-08
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1418553360

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At last, Wally can have the superpowers he has always dreamed of and written about! Thanks to the newest invention of Junior Whiz Kid, Wally now has . . Laser-Blaster Eye Beams-handy for catching those bad guys . . . and reheating your hot chocolate. Inviso Shield-a flip of the switch and your invisible . . . except for you're underwear. Extendo Arms-great for back scratching those hard to reach spots . . . particularly if they're a thousand miles away. These and a dozen other superpowers allow him to try to make the world a better place . . . until he realizes that the biggest differences are not made by flashy superheroes, but by everyday people doing everyday acts of kindness. Join our boy blunder as he learns the true meaning of helping and caring for others.

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

My Life as a Torpedo Test Target
Title My Life as a Torpedo Test Target PDF eBook
Author Bill Myers
Publisher Thomas Nelson
Pages 94
Release 1994-04-24
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 141853515X

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Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters. . . Hostile pirates. . . A ghost ship. . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness. Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.

My Life as Reindeer Road Kill

My Life as Reindeer Road Kill
Title My Life as Reindeer Road Kill PDF eBook
Author Bill Myers
Publisher Tommy Nelson
Pages 81
Release 1995-09-28
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1418567000

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This hilarious chapter book for 8 to 12-year-olds from the Wally McDoogle series shows tweens the true meaning of Christmas. Santa on an out-of-control four-wheeler? Electrical Rudolph on the rampage? Nothing unusual, just Wally McDoogle doing some last-minute Christmas shopping. . . for God! In this nonstop, action-packed novel, Wally receives an invitation to Jesus’ birthday party and bungles his way to understanding the best gift to give God. My Life as Reindeer Road Kill features boy blunder Wally McDoogle in his signature confusion, chaos, and comedy teaches biblical values and character-building lessons with action and humor that appeal to middle schoolers comes in a small lightweight softcover perfect for stashing in a backpack or in a car pocket My Life as Reindeer Road Kill will keep young readers laughing while learning about generosity and what God really wants.

My Life as a Blundering Ballerina

My Life as a Blundering Ballerina
Title My Life as a Blundering Ballerina PDF eBook
Author Bill Myers
Publisher Tommy Nelson
Pages 128
Release 1997-10-02
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1418535044

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"It's way harder being a guy than a girl." "Is not." "Is too." "Is not!" "Is too!" So begins another madcap McDoogle mishap as Wally agrees to switch places with Wall Street (his best friend even if she is a girl). Teachers, parents, friends, everyone is in on the act as the two try to survive 72 hours in each other's shoes. It's a custom-made Wally catastrophe that includes: exploding Home Ec cookies (apparently Wally used gun powder instead of baking powder), baby-sitting a mob of out-of-control monster babies, and imprisoned 2.2 hours in the bathroom every morning to fix his hair. Last, and by no means least, Wally must replace Wall Street as a star in The Nutcracker ballet! All in all it becomes one of Wally's greatest misadventures as he finally learns the important lesson of honoring and respecting others.