Never trust demonic looking hairless cats that walk around the house in little handmade sweaters After a lifetime in the foster care system, at twenty-six, I received a strange visit. Okay, I may have made it weird answering the door naked. I find out the truth about my parents, inherit a huge manor house and a fortune, and I find out there's some weird prophecy about my birth. I've also been tricked into starting the apocalypse by this wicked looking cat who might be the Antichrist. Did I mention the cat is named after my missing twin brother? Does anyone know how to evict four hot Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Asking for a friend

He fell in love with a demon. But Will is not entirely human himself. Will was a sheltered, home schooled boy from Kansas when he finally follows his dream to be a photographer in New York. Success soon follows as he gets his dream job at a newspaper, but a relationship eludes him. When he is sent on assignment with the most beautiful woman he's ever met. Will seems to intrigue Lily and she soon admits she's in love with him. Wedded bliss follows, then everything changes when Lily gets a phone call. He knows when she says she has to go out of town, she's not coming back. He has questions for her about what happened when she snuck out the bedroom the night before. The truth ends up stranger than fiction. Lily is really Lilith, the very first demon. Will is also not human himself, but a Nephilim. His father was a fallen Grigori angel who has escaped the pit of hell. War is brewing between heaven and hell and somehow, Will is at the center of it From sheltered home schooled boy to Heaven's weapon, Will is not prepared for any of this

The Horseman of War is on the scene and nothing about the apocalypse prepared me for Dice. I thought Aeron and his murdering horse were crazy. Try everything about Dice. I'll bet his murder horse is even worse than Aeron's. We've moved from Mexico to Dice's base in Florida. If you're wondering where all the military ended up after the war, they all follow the Horseman of War now. It must be his angel superpower because not only does he have planes and firepower here, he's got people that can use them. He's got people all over the freaking world. I don't know the first thing about war. In fact, I slept through World War III. Dice has bombs ferreted away, but we aren't using them to light my father's ass up and send him back to Hell. The three Horsemen I've met so far have some long-term plan. So, Dice is fiddling with explosives to make them into a delivery device for Leif's zombie killing serum without blowing the rest of humanity to kingdom come. Did I mention the part where we are letting a dude with a bright red mohawk and rainbow suspenders play with bombs? Because that part has me a little worried and I've already been chased by zombies and dealt with five trucks full of Nazis.