The only thing about me that’s a size zero is the filter on my mouth. I’ve got a big personality, a big rack, and a big number on the scale. And I’m perfectly fine with that. But when some random guy suggests I might not be eating alone if I’d ordered a salad instead of a hamburger I’m shocked silent, which is a feat, trust me. That brings us to one sexy fireman named Frankie Hartigan. He’s hot. He’s funny... And he’s just apologized for being late for our “date” then glared at the fat-shaming jerk. Next thing I know, he’s sitting down and ordering himself dinner. I have no problem telling him I don’t need a pity date...unless of course it’s to my high school reunion next week. Oops where did that last bit come from? And what do I do now that he’s said yes?! Because this is no make-over story, and I think Frankie is using me for something. I just have to figure out what... Each book in the Hartigans series is STANDALONE: * Butterface * Muffin Top * Tomboy

She walked into my bakery and my dough wasn't the only thing rising... Long legs, a big chest, and perfect, round buns. I'd give anything to roll with her and that adorable muffin top she's packing. There's just one problem... and that's the Irish mob jerk who thinks he owns her. To hell with that. If she's gonna have a bun in her oven... it's gonna be mine. Muffin Top is action-packed, sinfully steamy, and sure to satisfy your sweet tooth!

Honey For years my momma's been at me to lose some extra pounds. To shape up, slim down and look like the pageant queen she'd always wished me to be. But everyone knows the best part of the muffin is the top—and baby, I'm delicious as I am. I hadn't planned on running into my high school crush at a Halloween party while dressed as a cupcake. One glance and I was ready for my high school crush to take a bite. Pity Sheriff Tristan Rodriguez avoided baked goods like the plague... Tristan Returning to the small town I'd left behind hadn't exactly been in my life plan. Also not on the plan? Becoming the town's most eligible bachelor. I now had more offers for baked goods and home-cooked dinners than I'd ever need.I hadn't been tempted to taste even one until I ran into my high school crush, Honey Jameson. The curvy siren looked good enough to eat. Now she's on my mind, and all I can think about is how to get one little lick. But the thing is, after one taste? I want to devour her whole. Warning: This marshmallow-y piece of cotton candy sexiness involves a good boy ready to go bad, a curvy woman loving her body, and a fulfilling of some high school wet dreams. Get thee a good guy (or a bad one), maybe a rich chocolate muffin or three and settle in—this second-chance story will literally burn your sheets.

Not another diet book - Mind Over Muffin Top is an empowering guide that inspires and motivates us to change. Want to achieve your fitness goals once and for all? Learn why it all starts with creating a solid foundation! No matter what diet or exercise plan you follow, if you don't start out by developing a solid foundation, you're likely to fail. It's not about finding the perfect diet or the perfect exercise plan - it's about making simple, sustainable changes. Strengthen your mind with key knowledge, develop the much-needed foundation needed for lasting change and create a mindset to believe and achieve. Learn crucial diet and exercise knowledge to optimize results, and how to maintain a positive mindset to keep you on track and achieve your goals. This book will give you the tools you need to conquer your muffin top, conquer your goals and finally get results. Achieve your goals, and transform your life!

“Dreena's Kind Kitchen will prove to be an enduringly popular addition to personal, professional, and community library vegan/vegetarian cookbook collections.” —Midwest Book Review From veteran cookbook author Dreena Burton comes a collection of 100 dependable and delicious plant-based recipes that everyone will love. Dreena Burton has been creating plant-based, whole-food recipes for more than 20 years. Home cooks know they can trust her recipes to turn out great—and to be delicious! Now, she has created this one-stop resource for making kinder, more compassionate food choices, for other beings, for the planet, and for yourself. Whether you need weekly staple meals for your family or want a dish to wow your friends for a special occasion, Dreena’s Kind Kitchen has you covered with these reliable, flavorful, and healthy recipes. You’ll find a variety of breakfasts, salads and dressings, small bites, soups, entrées, and sweets, including: • Lemon-Poppyseed Muffins • Wow ’Em Waffles • Potato-Cauliflower Scramble • Chipotle Chickpea Fries • White Bean and Corn Chowder • Pressure Cooker Quicken Noodle Soup • Truffle-Salted Nut Cheese • Beyond Beet Burgers • Fiesta Taco Filling • Italian Ratatouille • Holiday Dinner Torte • 1-Minute Pasta Alfredo • Crackle Blender Brownies • Mango Carrot Cake • Heavenly Baklava Dreena also shares a cooking troubleshooting section so you can boost your kitchen skills. With helpful guidance on techniques, time-saving tips, and suggestions for repurposing leftovers into delicious new dishes, this dependable resource will boost your cooking confidence and help you find success in your own plant-powered kitchen.

Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld. Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease. Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk." Jerry: The four worst words in the English language. Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.

Enjoy this stand alone midlife magic Halloween adventure romance by USA Today bestselling author Jennifer L. Hart! If she lives to see the light of day, she’ll take her tribute in peanut butter cups. White witch Becca Boyd is dreading Halloween night. Ever since her daughter joined the Wilderness Chicks, Becca has been forced to deal with the women who, once upon a time, made her adolescence miserable. The mean girl mom group is headed by Sadie Fitzgibbons in a position as troop mother. Trick-or-treating followed by a party with them sounds like the special hell. But Becca is determined to make the night fun for the girls, even if it kills her. Which it might. Because Sadie made a big mistake. Now, the mean girl moms need Becca’s magic to stop an evil demon from destroying their small mountain town. Becca must overcome her bitterness to save those she loves most. Read all of the Magical Midlife Misadventures by USA Today bestselling author Jennifer L. Hart! Book 1: Over the Faery Hill Book 2: The Fae Side of Forty Book 3: Witch Way After Forty Book 4: Witch Way Did She Go Book 5: Witch Way is Up Book 6: Jingle All the Witch Way Book 7: Witch Way Today Book 8: Witch Way Tomorrow Book 9: Witch Way Ever After Fans of the following authors are known to enjoy this later-in-life slow burn pwf romance series: K.F. Breene, Shannon Mayer, and Robyn Peterman.