Mr. Pants: It's Go Time!

Mr. Pants: It's Go Time!
Title Mr. Pants: It's Go Time! PDF eBook
Author Scott Mccormick
Publisher Penguin
Pages 130
Release 2014-07-10
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0803740077

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Fans of Bad Kitty, Wimpy Kid, and Fly Guy will love this brand new graphic novel chapter books series! Meet Mr. Pants! It’s the last day of summer, which means the last chance for fun, and he really, really wants to play laser tag. But his sisters have other ideas—the Fairy Princess Dream Factory? Gah! Good thing Mr. Pants knows how to get what he wants—and have a blast doing it.

Mr. Pants: It's Go Time!

Mr. Pants: It's Go Time!
Title Mr. Pants: It's Go Time! PDF eBook
Author Scott Mccormick
Publisher Penguin
Pages 67
Release 2014-07-10
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0698181697

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Fans of Bad Kitty, Wimpy Kid, and Fly Guy will love this brand new graphic novel chapter books series! Meet Mr. Pants! It’s the last day of summer, which means the last chance for fun, and he really, really wants to play laser tag. But his sisters have other ideas—the Fairy Princess Dream Factory? Gah! Good thing Mr. Pants knows how to get what he wants—and have a blast doing it.

No Reading Allowed

No Reading Allowed
Title No Reading Allowed PDF eBook
Author Raj Haldar
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.
Pages 43
Release 2020-11-10
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 1728239265

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A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup

Mr. Pants: Camping Catastrophe!

Mr. Pants: Camping Catastrophe!
Title Mr. Pants: Camping Catastrophe! PDF eBook
Author Scott Mccormick
Publisher Penguin
Pages 130
Release 2016-06-07
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0525428127

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Three goofy cats explore the great outdoors in book four of this hilarious graphic chapter book series, perfect for fans of Squish and Bad Kitty! Mr. Pants really wants to be a Rugged Ranger—or so he thinks. Shooting bows and arrows sounds like tons of fun, but hiking and camping? Not so much. His sister Foot Foot, on the other hand, can’t wait to test out her wilderness skills. There’s just one problem: Girls aren’t allowed to join the Rangers! Their nature know-how is put to the test when the siblings have to survive an overnight camping trip with their Ranger Leader uncle and unruly cousins. Don’t miss the first three Mr. Pants adventures: Mr. Pants: It’s Go Time!,Mr. Pants: Slacks, Camera, Action!, and Mr. Pants: Trick or Feet!

The Pants Project

The Pants Project
Title The Pants Project PDF eBook
Author Cat Clarke
Publisher Sourcebooks, Inc.
Pages 189
Release 2017-03-07
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1492638102

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A touching, humorous story of strong-willed eleven-year-old Liv, who is determined to challenge his school's terrible dress code and change his life. Inspire empathy and compassion (and a few laughs!) in young readers with this stunning middle-grade novel. "My name is Liv (Not Olivia)... I'm not technically a girl. I'm transgender. Which is a bit like being a Transformer. Only not quite as cool because I probably won't get to save the world one day." Liv knows he was always meant to be a boy, but with his new school's terrible dress code, he can't even wear pants. Only skirts. Operation: Pants Project begins! The only way for Liv to get what he wants is to go after it himself. But to Liv, this isn't just a mission to change the policy—it's a mission to change his life. And that's a pretty big deal. Perfect for parents, educators, and librarians looking for a book for young readers that: Has a transgender main character with a humorous voice Is a hopeful, sweet story with a happily-ever-after ending Will prompt discussions on gender identity, bullying, self-esteem, empathy, acceptance, and social justice A 2018 Notable Social Studies Trade Books for Young People selection Amelia Bloomer Project nominee A 2020 Pacific Northwest Young Readers Choice Awards nominee

The Dragon Squisher, Volume 1

The Dragon Squisher, Volume 1
Title The Dragon Squisher, Volume 1 PDF eBook
Author Scott McCormick
Publisher Bookbaby
Pages 300
Release 2020-12
Genre
ISBN 9781543979169

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Meet Nigel: digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, dwarves, and halflings of Esteria. Desperate to escape from military school and return to his carefree life as the village no-goodnik, Nigel sees the king's declaration of war on the gorks as the perfect opportunity to flee, since he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to do much good on the front line. But his escape efforts have a habit of backfiring, and by the time he and his arch-frenemy are banished from the kingdom and sent on an impossible quest for a (probably bogus) magical artifact, the humans of Amerigorn find themselves longing for the good old days when they were merely being annihilated by Lord Smoron. The Dragon Squisher is a fantasy novel for teens that spoofs the tropes of the genre and will appeal to teens, young adults, and adults who love the humor of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams. If this is the kind of book you've been searching for--and who hasn't?--look no further than Book One of the Nigel Chronicles: The Dragon Squisher. Funnier than Lord of the Rings! Shorter than Harry Potter! This coming of age fantasy novel is an epic fantasy treat for all fans of humorous fantasy.

Mr. S

Mr. S
Title Mr. S PDF eBook
Author George Jacobs
Publisher Zondervan
Pages 274
Release 2009-04-25
Genre Biography & Autobiography
ISBN 006191388X

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"Mr. S: My Life with Frank Sinatra, by former valet-aide George Jacobs with an oh-so-able assist by William Stadiem, has at least five quotable and shocking remarks about the famous on every page. The fifteen years Jacobs toiled for Frank produces a classic of its genre -- a gold-star gossip-lover's dream.... "The rest is showbiz history as it was, and only Ava Gardner, Humphrey Bogart, and Betty Bacall are spared. Marilyn Monroe, Judy Garland, Juliet Prowse, Noel Coward, Cole Porter, Mia Farrow, Elvis Presley, Swifty Lazar, Dean Martin, Peggy Lee, Sammy Davis Jr., Marlene Dietrich, Greta Garbo, Jimmy van Heusen, Edie Goetz, Peter Lawford, and all of the Kennedys come in for heaping portions of 'deep dish,' served hot. Sordid, trashy, funny, and so rat-a-tat with its smart inside info and hip instant analysis that some of it seems too good to be true....