Excerpt from The Original Two Bits: A Farce in Two Acts Aunt A. I believe I have met Miss Hyland before, yes, now you speak of it, I am quite sure I have. But where are the rest, my dear? (looking around room again.) annice. Oh, Edna and Caroline are out fishing, at least - (looking out the window) I hope they are not doing anything more adventurous than that. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.

Excerpt from An Open Secret: A Farce in Two Acts Scene. - A student's room in the Radcliffe dormitory, very barely furnished. Madge is seated at a table, R., busily writing notes, which she seals and stamps with a determined air. Enter Jean with a cheerful expression. On perceiving Madge's occupation, she stops short and watches her for a moment. Jean (suggestively). Invitations to a spread? (Madge shakes her head, and continues her writing still more rapidly; Jean reflects.) Jean. Deutsche verein? Cercle Francais? Science club? Class-day committee? Advertising agency for the glee club? (Madge shakes her head more and more impatiently. Jean sinks despairingly into a chair.) Jean. Madge, have you lost your wits, or are you addressing circulars for a firm? Madge (impatiently). Oh, do keep still, Jean. You've just made me say I was decomposing, when I meant I was discomposed. Here, you're welcome to any amount of this literature. (She tosses a bundle of notes over to Jean, and continues her writing.) Jean (reads). "My dear Mr. Meade: Would you be willing to lend me a few of your rugs, and some sofa-pillows? I will take the best possible care of them, and return them by Saturday night. It would be delightful if you could get them here by Wednesday evening. Hoping that it will not be too much trouble, I remain, very sincerely yours, Madge Apthorpe." (Jean opens another letter and reads.) "My dear Tom" - (Looks surprised?) Is it all right for me to read this, Madge? Madge (looks up from her writing). Oh, yes; keep right on. If you come to anything you ought not to see, just stop. Jean (continues): "Dear Tom: I'm going to ask rather a favor of you, but I am very much in hopes you will not think it too much. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.

Excerpt from The Mashers Mashed: A Farce, in Two Acts About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.

Excerpt from His Last Legs: A Farce, in Two Acts O'callaghan. - Black coat, buttoned up, black pantaloons, Hessian boots, shabby hat, mantle. And thick stick. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.