Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie
Title | Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Norton |
Publisher | Faber & Faber |
Pages | 168 |
Release | 2014-08-05 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0571308104 |
'My name is Adam Meltzer and the last thing I remember was being stung by a bee while swinging at a robot-shaped piñata on my twelfth birthday. I was dead before the candy hit the ground.' Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie is narrated by the hilarious Adam Meltzer - pre-teen, worrywart, and now zombie. Adam's family gets the fright of their lives when he turns up at their door . . . three months after his funeral. Soon Adam's back at school trying to fit in and not draw extra attention to himself, but when he sees his neighbour Ernesto transform into a chupacubra, and the beautiful Corina (Adam's number one mega-crush) turns out to be a (vegan) vampire, undead life is never going to be the same again. A hilarious adventure caper - if Ferris Bueller met Shaun of the Dead - all about friendship and being yourself . . . even if you're undead.
Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie: Escape from Camp
Title | Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie: Escape from Camp PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Norton |
Publisher | Faber & Faber |
Pages | 156 |
Release | 2015-09-15 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 057131189X |
You'll laugh until you die! Adam Meltzer, the world's most neurotic teenager, who just happens to be a zombie, is back! After solving the mystery of the zombees, Adam and his friends Corina (a vegan vampire) and Ernesto (a reluctant chupacubra) head off to summer camp for a well-earned break from detective work. But the countryside in their hometown of Croxton is just as weird and wonderful and soon they are investigating something deadly dangerous in the deep, dark woods...
Dino Knights: Panterra in Peril
Title | Dino Knights: Panterra in Peril PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Norton |
Publisher | Dino Knights |
Pages | 176 |
Release | 2021-07 |
Genre | Boys |
ISBN | 9781912650736 |
Age range 8 to 12 In a medieval land where dinosaurs still roam, lowly stable boy Henry Fairchild joins the brave Dino Knights and rides into adventure on the back of a T-Rex. A fast-paced action-adventure series about bravery, friendship, and being your best self. Teachers' notes available here
Alienated: Grounded at Groom Lake
Title | Alienated: Grounded at Groom Lake PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Norton |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2018-11 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781911195962 |
Dino Knights: Invasion
Title | Dino Knights: Invasion PDF eBook |
Author | Jeff Jeff Norton |
Publisher | Dino Knights |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2022-04 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781912650880 |
Age range 8 to 12 The second in a fast-paced fantasy adventure featuring dinosaurs and knights. When the Highlanders are attacked and kidnapped by their ruthless neighbours, the Dino Knights are torn between avenging Ellie's Highlander family or protecting Brecklan which is now under threat. Ellie and Henry risk everything and disobey orders to go to the rescue. But in doing so they make a powerful new ally who will help them save Brecklan. 'You like knights? You like dinosaurs? Watch out your head might just explode!' -- The Times 'I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book. It is fast-paced and packed full of action and adventure.' -- Reading Zone 'The series has all kinds of potential directions to go and there are bound to be many more surprises in store.' -- Books for Keeps
The Imagination Box: A Mind of its Own
Title | The Imagination Box: A Mind of its Own PDF eBook |
Author | Martyn Ford |
Publisher | Faber & Faber |
Pages | 223 |
Release | 2017-05-02 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0571332226 |
There was a sabre-toothed tiger in the playground. Wandering thoughts, Tim had come to realise, were extremely dangerous things.Nearly a year has passed since Tim, Dee and Phil the finger monkey (with the help of some fire-breathing bear-sharks) defeated Wilde Tech Inc and destroyed the imagination space. But since then, it's become increasingly clear that there's something wrong with Tim. His imagination seems limitless - anything he imagines immediately appears in front of him, with no need for the imagination box. Which has both good and bad consequences.Then, in the blink of an eye, everything changes. Tim wakes up and discovers he's in his old orphanage. No one, not even Dee, knows who he is. He's completely alone - his worst nightmare. But soon he realises who is to blame. His old enemy, Clarice Crowfield, has hijacked a new, all-powerful machine and created a reality where she is in charge! Tim must find Professor Eisenstone, convince Dee that they really are best friends (and, of course, recreate Phil) - then literally put their world to rights.
Matt Millz on Tour!
Title | Matt Millz on Tour! PDF eBook |
Author | Harry Hill |
Publisher | Faber & Faber |
Pages | 251 |
Release | 2019-10-15 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0571345654 |
Have you heard the one about the new Matt Millz book? It's here, and it's brilliant! Matt's dream of becoming a stand-up comic is fading. Six months on from his success at the Apollo, the gigs have dried up, and it's back to the daily drudge of schoolwork for Matt and his pals. But then his twelve-year-old manager Kitty has a brainwave: if they can persuade their teachers to take a school play up to the Edinburgh Festival, they could hold a comedy night too. But Matt's got a rival new school-mate Jamie who is pushing to be in the comedy line-up. And Jamie is good. But is he too good to be true? Packed with action, jokes and stand-up tips, every aspiring young comedian will love this new Matt Millz adventure.