A shipload of puppies and dogs has landed on Island Nation, but the Puddin’ Heads have no clue how to care for these mysterious creatures. “I Have to Scoop What?” follows Maya and her best friend Lily’s hilarious efforts to take care of a new rescue puppy, Waggers, at Uncle Puddin’ Head’s home. But Maya refuses to scoop poop, her uncle really, really cares about his perfect lawn, and the odd neighbors aren't exactly fans of Maya’s creative solutions in their yards. A humorous tale of friendship, responsibility, and courage within one of the strangest neighborhoods you will ever see, hear, or smell. A chapter book for ages 8 and up.

Maya stays with Uncle Puddin' Head to prove she can take care of the new family rescue puppy, Waggers. But Maya refuses to scoop poop, and Uncle Puddin' Head really, really cares about his new lawn.

About the story.... 'The Luck of the Maya’ is an adventure with science fiction overtones and even a love interest. It takes place partly in the Petén jungle of southern México, partly in Houston and Austin with side trips to Chicago and New York and occasionally Las Vegas. The story is told from the perspective of 2017 and set mostly in the late 1970s, the important target date is December 21, 2012—the end of the 5126 year long-count cycle of the ancient Mayan Calendar—when unusual things have been predicted to happen. There are Mayan Elders, gangsters, unpredictable hillbillies, an incredibly beautiful and highly trained Mayan operative, shrimp boats, treks through the jungle, death, and some weddings.

Dog Logic: a novel Hertell Daggett has just discovered a time capsule. Only this one is full of people, and they've been living beneath his pet cemetery since 1963 due to some bad information they got about the end of the world. Hertell leads the duck-and-cover civilization into the glorious, mystifying, and often dismaying modern world. What could possibly go wrong? Silver Winner Foreword INDIES Book Of The Year Award - Science Fiction Bronze Winner Readers' Favorite Award - Literary Fiction Finalist National Indie Excellence Awards - Contemporary Novel

"I am hoping for a sequel. The Lay of LaLa Land was undoubtedly an extraordinary page-turner." - San Francisco Book Review After being caught peeping in on his nubile young step-mom with his makeshift peeping contraption, 12 year-old Lenny Dushoff's abusive, gluttonous father sends him off to a mental hospital for a 72 hour psychiatric evaluation. In a year's time from the peeping incident, Lenny will suffer a great loss, one that will riddle him with guilt throughout his adolescence. Seven years later, Lenny, now quiet, insecure and sexually inexperienced, escaped the trauma of his upbringing to the campus of a major university, where as a sophomore psychology major he finally finds the love that he's dreamed of since boyhood. But as boy meets girl, Lenny discovers Jane's "dirty" secret, one that could destroy her entire life. In a dramatic, darkly comic, but often absurdist coming of age tale about college sexual mayhem, Lenny uncovers the childhood roots of Jane's human condition, and in the process, comes to a deeper understanding of his own. "A.Y. Miles writes a brutally honest portrait of life, love, and reality in his book, The Lay of Lala Land... This book was one crazy ride from beginning to startling end." - Seattle Book Review

Harold dreams of being a hero like his father, a Navy SEAL, but_he is what you might call an easy target. He's short, he's almost legally blind, and he's the new kid in town! When the biggest bully in school smashes Harold's glasses and he has to get a new pair, something amazing happens. Suddenly, Harold can see anyone's greatest fear. Do you know what this means? R-E-V-E-N-G-E. And it has never tasted so sweet. One by one, Harold is going to make bullies pay. But, in the end, what if Harold becomes the villain in the story . . . instead of the hero?

A well-informed portrait, part social critique, part memoir, of sexual mores and homosexuality in provincial Mexico.