Maxine Presents the Crabbiest of Crabby Road
Title | Maxine Presents the Crabbiest of Crabby Road PDF eBook |
Author | John M. Wagner |
Publisher | Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 1999 |
Genre | American wit and humor, Pictorial |
ISBN | 9780740700149 |
Whatever you do, don't get in Maxine's way. This tough-talking inhabitant of Crabby Road will mow you down! Dressed in her trademark dark glasses and bunny slippers, this blue-rinsed grandmother with an adeptly acerbic wit has gained a solid reputation for speaking her mind in a way that's touched millions of fans who hope to grow old with as much spirit as Maxine. This saucy senior has become a spokesperson of sorts for countless supporters everywhere.This first-ever Crabby Road collection, Maxine Presents the Crabbiest of Crabby Road, combines the best of Maxine's straight-to-the-point advice, her signature quips and zingers, and musings on some of her favorite activities, from gardening to golf to running other people's lives. "Thought about having fat-free weenies at my next cookout," she grouses at the grill. "But then I decided to go ahead and invite the relatives." Maxine has been a superstar in Hallmark's Shoebox Greetings line for more than a dozen years. As Maxine herself puts it, "I'm so hot, I can't tell the difference between the popularity and the flashes." Her snarling countenance has graced more than 160 million greeting cards and has also been featured on best-selling calendars, mugs, shirts, dolls, books, and other collectibles. Her daily Crabby Road strip has been read by fans in more than 100 newspapers since 1995. Their affection for this crabby lady has grown into an official fan club, a first in the greeting card industry.
Maxine: Yelling It Like It Is
Title | Maxine: Yelling It Like It Is PDF eBook |
Author | John M. Wagner |
Publisher | Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Pages | 130 |
Release | 2007-04 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0740765671 |
* Dubbed the "Mother Lode of Laughs" by People magazine, Maxine boasts her own fan club and licensed merchandise sales. Never afraid of telling it like it is, or at least how it should be, Maxine is a lean, mean, griping machine lambasting everything from fast food to feng shui. Complete with over-the-top one-liners and classic Maxine rants, this hilarious humor collection offers something for every closet curmudgeon. * "Start each day off on the right foot, unless you kick better with your left." * "The world is going to hell in an SUV, and whoever is driving is too busy talking on a cell phone to notice."
American Book Publishing Record
Title | American Book Publishing Record PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | |
Pages | 1838 |
Release | 1985 |
Genre | United States |
ISBN |
Books In Print 2004-2005
Title | Books In Print 2004-2005 PDF eBook |
Author | Ed Bowker Staff |
Publisher | R. R. Bowker |
Pages | 3274 |
Release | 2004 |
Genre | Reference |
ISBN | 9780835246422 |
Crabby Road
Title | Crabby Road PDF eBook |
Author | John M. Wagner |
Publisher | |
Pages | 76 |
Release | 1993 |
Genre | American wit and humor, Pictorial |
ISBN | 9780875296586 |
And Another Thing!
Title | And Another Thing! PDF eBook |
Author | |
Publisher | Hallmark Cards, Inc. |
Pages | 150 |
Release | 2007 |
Genre | American wit and humor, Pictorial |
ISBN | 9781595301659 |
Anagram Solver
Title | Anagram Solver PDF eBook |
Author | Bloomsbury Publishing |
Publisher | Bloomsbury Publishing |
Pages | 719 |
Release | 2009-01-01 |
Genre | Games & Activities |
ISBN | 1408102579 |
Anagram Solver is the essential guide to cracking all types of quiz and crossword featuring anagrams. Containing over 200,000 words and phrases, Anagram Solver includes plural noun forms, palindromes, idioms, first names and all parts of speech. Anagrams are grouped by the number of letters they contain with the letters set out in alphabetical order so that once the letters of an anagram are arranged alphabetically, finding the solution is as easy as locating the word in a dictionary.