Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables
Title | Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables PDF eBook |
Author | Bill Amend |
Publisher | Andrews McMeel Publishing |
Pages | 134 |
Release | 2003-04-02 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9780740732997 |
Whether they're starting high school for the first time, devising their own Winter Olympics, or working out ways to foil their parents, the three Fox kids never fail to create pandemonium. Since FoxTrot hit syndication in 1988, the strip has rewarded its millions of faithful readers with daily doses of family fun.Now established as one of America's most popular comic strips, FoxTrot cleverly conveys the identifiably goofy goings-on in this crazy household. At the core of much of the strip's wild humor is whiz kid Jason, age 10, who tortures his parents, Roger and Andy, and two teenage siblings, Peter and Paige, with his computer skills and his pet Iguana, Quincy. One strip in FoxTrot's newest collection, Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables, illustrates the family dynamics especially well: When Peter makes a racy call to girlfriend Denise on his cell phone, he's shocked to find out he's actually dialed his mother. As he enters the living room, Jason not-so-innocently says, "Oh, dear. Did someone reprogram your speed-dial list again?"Day after day, FoxTrot continues to deliver fresh, irreverent, and wacky humor. You're Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables continues the tradition with its look at family life through the eyes of Bill Amend.
Big Momma Makes the World
Title | Big Momma Makes the World PDF eBook |
Author | Phyllis Root |
Publisher | Candlewick Press |
Pages | 48 |
Release | 2003 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9780763611323 |
Big Mamma, with a baby on her hip and laundry piling up, makes the world and everything in it and, at the end of the sixth day, tells the people she has made that they must take care of her creation.
The Word
Title | The Word PDF eBook |
Author | Isaac Mozeson |
Publisher | SP Books |
Pages | 324 |
Release | 2000 |
Genre | Bibles |
ISBN | 9781561719426 |
This landmark dictionary proves that English words can be traced back to the universal, original language, Biblical Hebrew. Genesis II supports a 'Mother Tongue' thesis, and the Bible also claims that Adam named the animals. This may seem difficult to accept, but then why do the translations of the following animals' names: Skunk, Gopher, Giraffe and Horse actually have corresponding meanings in Biblical Hebrew, such as: Stinker, Digger, Neck and Plower? The book features overwhelming data suggesting that the roots of all human words are universal, and that words have related synonyms and antonyms that must have been intelligently designed (perhaps by the designer of life himself!) The current hypothesis that language evolved from grunting ape-men may seem like the flat earth theory after reading this book. The 22,000 English-Hebrew links provide surprising evidence, and open new worlds of understanding, once we consider that all of these similar words could not be coincidences.
Always
Title | Always PDF eBook |
Author | Will Toliver |
Publisher | Xlibris Corporation |
Pages | 87 |
Release | 2014-03-29 |
Genre | Religion |
ISBN | 1493178539 |
Always, is a true story of a boy accused of murder by his father after a terrible car accident killed his sister and left his right arm paralyzed. It’s a journey from birth, through boyhood to manhood and the pain and suffering he had to go through to find the peace of God. His dad was a merchant Marine who was an alcoholic and abusive. His mother was an alcoholic and was obedient to his father. Virginia was the best out of the bunch, and now she was gone. Will was left alone to face a mountain of fear and pain. He had no idea that he did not have to face it alone. Always is a book of hope, hope that things can change when we find the knowledge to change them. And the only knowledge there ever will be. Is that, God is always there, always hears, always answers and always, always, loves us. It’s a story of salvation for a family, not just one person. GOD’s great like that. You will be introduced to a family that was so dysfunctional, yet no one knew that they were dysfunctional. Sin usually hides itself within families that way. God has a way of wiping the sin away and leaving a wonderful functional family. It’s only when the people in the family sees ‘and recognize the sin, find God and ask for forgiveness that the peace, love and joy are found. It will make you laugh, and cry, but most of all it will let you see God in the way He works in people’s lives, for them, with them and through them........................................................ GOD ALWAYS!!!
Errant Roots
Title | Errant Roots PDF eBook |
Author | Sonora Taylor |
Publisher | Raw Dog Screaming Press |
Pages | 117 |
Release | 2024-10-15 |
Genre | Fiction |
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Deirdre's family tree was never something she thought much about. For 24 years it's just been her and her mother. But when she accidentally gets pregnant her mother insists they go back to their family roots. Now Deirdre is about to discover just what kind of sinister soil her family has sprouted from.
Mama's Home Remedies
Title | Mama's Home Remedies PDF eBook |
Author | Svetlana Konnikova |
Publisher | Aurora Publishers |
Pages | 332 |
Release | 2008 |
Genre | Gardening |
ISBN | 9780979175824 |
Interwoven with centuries-old herbal remedies, time-tested techniques, and women's wisdom handed down through the ages, this kaleidoscopic whole-health tapestry reveals a myriad of natural methods for achieving and maintaining good health and all-around happiness.
Weird Florida
Title | Weird Florida PDF eBook |
Author | Charlie Carlson |
Publisher | Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. |
Pages | 252 |
Release | 2005 |
Genre | Curiosities and wonders |
ISBN | 0760759456 |
A guide to visiting the odd and less known tourist attractions in the state of Florida.