Step-by-step instructions and images guide young crafters to create their own fake poo. It's time for kids to learn how to make what they really want. With easy-to-follow instructions and simple supply lists, this series can turn any reader into a disgusting crafter.

He loves animal poop. She's a vegeturdian. Will these two dung beetles have their friendship destroyed over their poop ideology? Most dung beetles roll themselves a pooball and go home. Not Dookie. His junk-poop obsession knows no limits. But Dookie's poop freedoms are under threat. An aggressive plant-poop movement has swept across Poop Town, causing a health-poop craze that has divided the beetle community. Dookie and his best friend Turdy join the resistance by following Donald Dump to 'Make Poop Great Again.' But when the vegeturdian beetles deliberately constipate the jungle animals, a large-scale poo-manitarian crisis erupts, thrusting the dung beetles into the largest ever poop famine in history. Finding laxatives for the animals becomes a priority, and Dookie discovers a way: the all-jungle martial arts tournament where the booby prize is a lifetime supply of laxatives. Under the guidance of karate master Mr. Pooagi, Dookie-son trains to gain entry to the competition that he needs to lose. But losing won't be easy. Dookie is confronted with some kung-fu grasshoppers who need to be taught a lesson. Can Dookie lose to win? And if he does, will the animals take the laxatives to end the Great Constipation? Fake Poop is the third book in a series of comedic children's picture books. If you like clever wordplay, tongue-in-cheek humor, wonderful illustrations, and references only Mom and Dad will understand, then you'll love this installment of Damiano Bernardo's Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Fake Poop and laugh your way through story time today!

"With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

The perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates a little toilet humor! Don't let number 2 stop you from being number 1 on the job. Face the facts. You poop every day-more or less-but making a misstep when you've got to go at the office could land you in some serious doo-doo. How to Poo at Work is the ultimate guide to handling a range of potentially awkward situations, including what to do when: • The boss is in the next stall • The toilet gets clogged • A colleague follows you into the bathroom • There's no toilet paper Flush with useful diagrams, this handy book can save your career from going down the toilet.

Instructions for a variety of simple experiments that illustrate some of the more disgusting aspects of human physiology. Also includes related activities and experiments. It's the perfect recipe! Sylvia Branzei's wildly disgusting scientific facts and Jack Keely's zany, totally gross art come together in the latest reissue for the best-selling Grossology series. In the spirit of stealth learning, the kid-friendly grossness of Hands-On Grossology invites teachers and kids to enjoy and learn science from a wide range of really gross experiments. Budding grossologists will be able to get their hands dirty on over 40 projects like: Pee pee capacity; The peristalsis Pinch; Homemade deodorant; Fake snot; The Spit-O-Matic. Hands-On Grossology is perfect for the grossologists ages 8 and up.

The Official Icky Poo Book is a collection of 36 only-from-Klutz activities designed around this wonder of weird science. It comes with two irresistible ropes of what scientists like to call an "elastomeric gelatinous compound." Games such as Icky Poo Plop, Frog Tongue Darts, and the ever-exciting Hold It & Scream allow for solo challenges or mob madness.