When Mac the cat starts to overeat, he gets horrible smelly farts. Human food just isn't good for his digestion. This is a book about cat farts. Take a silly, smelly journey with Mac the farting cat, who eats anything and everything including sweet treats and tasty bits.

Top Gift For Halloween 2021! Halloween is here again...Susie the cat and her best friend, Boo the bat, are getting ready to trick-or-treat in their fancy dresses. Discover in this Farting Series, how Susie had a Spooky-filled-farting Day. This will make a fun read aloud for Halloween and will have everyone bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind a Spooktacular farting humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! - 8.5" x 8.5" - Exclusive and High Quality glossy cover - Hilarious collection of fart names and situations - Full color, professional illustrations - An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Scroll Up Now and Click the Buy Button To Get Started.

Can every promise be kept? Squidge is over the moon. He's just started going out with the beautiful Lia, and he's been hired to help out with the production of a movie that's being filmed in town. When Lia challenges Squidge to a game of Truth, Dare, Kiss or Promise, Squidge promises her that he will always be open and honest. But things get complicated when the film crew arrives and Savannah, the celebrity teen star of the film, starts to show an interest in him. Will he be able to keep his promise to Lia, and what will become of their relationship? The fourth book in the popular TRUTH, DARE, KISS, PROMISE series.

A laugh-out-loud humor book from one of the most celebrated comedians, Bernie Mac, the star of Fox's The Bernie Mac Show, winner of the prestigious Peabody Award. The Chicago-bred performer and royal king of the Original Kings of Comedy, Bernie Mac, has won over countless fans of cutting comedy and family humor with an edgy show that tells it like it is but never loses heart. No surprise, Mac has earned a reputation as perhaps the truest voice of modern humor. Here, in his debut book, Mac brilliantly captures the R-rated side of his comedic genius in print. Touring through a wide range of topics with equal parts insight and irreverence, Bernie presents a way of looking at the world guaranteed to make you laugh. Tackling superstar athletes, the movie business, his fellow comedians, his marriage, and, of course, his friends and family, Mac offers side-splitting riffs on sex, religion, hygiene, money, and more. Nobody is safe; nothing is sacred. Not even Bernie himself. Throughout I Ain't Scared of You, Mac turns his humor inward, firing off hilarious self-deprecating salvos about his golf game and his own hypocrisies. Bernie Mac's hit show and his vital live performances have earned him critical acclaim and international popularity. Now, I Ain't Scared of You reveals his humor whole—unpretentious, unafraid, and unbelievably funny and raw.

This is a novel containing two parallel stories: a fable about Ortho the Cricket's quest to sing a World Song which transcends the traditional Cricket Song and it is also a story about Dan Lesniak's quest for artistic expression that transcends traditional painting techniques. Ortho and Dan travel different paths to same destination. Both meet obstacles on the way that hinder their quests and threaten to prevent them from achieving their life-long pursuits.

In celebration of the 20th anniversary of Merge Records, founders Mac and Laura offer first-person accounts--with the help of their colleagues and Merge artists--of their work, their lives, and the culture of making music. Hundreds of personal photos of the bands, along with album cover art, concert posters, and other memorabilia are included.

Binky’s blast-off into outer space (outside) to battle aliens (bugs) is delayed when he realizes he’s left something behind - and it’s not the anti-gravity kitty litter.