Look What I Pulled Outta My Ass

Look What I Pulled Outta My Ass
Title Look What I Pulled Outta My Ass PDF eBook
Author Alex Willis
Publisher Lulu.com
Pages 290
Release
Genre
ISBN 1105359921

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Every word my mother told me not to say, and a few I learned along the way.

Every word my mother told me not to say, and a few I learned along the way.
Title Every word my mother told me not to say, and a few I learned along the way. PDF eBook
Author Alex Willis
Publisher Lulu.com
Pages 237
Release 2012-02-13
Genre Humor
ISBN 1105536963

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So for those of you who believe that sequels are better than the original, you're in luck. Due to the overwhelming demand for more sick and perverse text, we have yet again created a book filled with words, sentences, paragraphs and even some chapter headings. Yep. We rolled it into a nice pretty package and presented it as a completely legitimate novel intended to be placed on the bookshelf between Wuthering Heights and The Great Gatsby. Yes, both those books were sick too, you just need to read it better to know what I'm talking about!Okay, I digress. We wrote this second book because you probably raced through the first one and thought, "damn, I'm still hard." No worries, our sick and twisted minds delivered once again.

Lies He Told

Lies He Told
Title Lies He Told PDF eBook
Author Renarda Huggins
Publisher Concrete Rose Publishing
Pages 186
Release 2009-08
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0982329512

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Shanae Huggins is a 15 year old girl who had perfected a method of getting whatever she wanted. With a mind well beyond her years she develops a system that improves her hustle; from stealing to selling drugs. The one thing Shanae had never really anticipated was falling in love. When she meets Keyshawn Johnson, an alleged 21 year old New York resident, Shanae struggles to see things for what they are--page 4 of cover.

My Besties PT 2

My Besties PT 2
Title My Besties PT 2 PDF eBook
Author Asia Hill
Publisher Good2go Publishing
Pages 160
Release 2016-03-27
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1943686734

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Ja’ziya and the Eastside Crazy Crew are back with one thing on their mind...Getting money! JuJu, ReRe, Tiki, and Dirty E are ready to take over the streets of Chicago. Thinking that they have mastered the art of robbing banks, they decide to do the unthinkable. Focusing only on the money, they forgot about all the problems that came with it. Big Moe is on the hunt for revenge. Tracking their every move, he waits for the opportunity to get his money back and avenge the deaths of his cousins. Lil Man knows that the Eastside Crazy Crew are responsible for the death of his brother, and he is going to do everything to make them feel his wrath. He teams up with someone that hates the crew just as much as he does. Together, Lil Man and Big Moe come up with a plan that could ultimately lead to the crew’s demise. They came up together. Are they bad enough to take over the streets of Chicago together? Come ride back through the East Side and find out just how powerful they have become, but watch out… They are not alone!

Nobody

Nobody
Title Nobody PDF eBook
Author Allan A. Zarbock
Publisher Lulu.com
Pages 314
Release 2011-06-12
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1257828886

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At school, he's confronted with indifferent administrators, both over-demanding and hardhearted teachers, and a variety of bullies. At home, he's simply left alone--forgotten--to fend for himself. His father is long gone and barely a memory. His mother isn't abusive or cruel, yet she's more concerned with surviving her own life than being a mother to Nobody. Therefore, all Nobody can hope for in life is to survive, one minute at a time, which leaves little ambition for homework. Even though life seems like a sick, twisted joke with the laugh always at his expense, Nobody searches inside himself to find strength to endure and eventually overcomes his fate. Nobody understands that it's up to him to find his own path as he tries to decide whether or not to drop out of high school.

The Illicit American

The Illicit American
Title The Illicit American PDF eBook
Author Raymond C. Archuleta
Publisher iUniverse
Pages 474
Release 2009-04
Genre Biography & Autobiography
ISBN 1440137242

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The Illicit American is a true story about Raymond Cass Archuleta. The story is propelled by intrigue, violence, love, hate, wanton sex, humor, and revenge. Cass, 28, is the Illicit American. A once honorable man, he is forced by poverty into smuggling illegal aliens to support his destitute family. Vowing to engage in the repugnant profession only until he is on his feet financially, he is seduced by power and greed culminating in the creation of the largest illegal alien smuggling ring in the U.S. from his base in San Diego from 1969 to 1972. Frustrated federal agents place Cass on the Ten Most Wanted list and his empire is eventually toppled by a quirk of fate. He served one year in prison and is now a respectable citizen. The book is co-authored by Dr. Manuel Vic Villalpando because of his many credentials and his doctoral dissertation on the subject of undocumented migrant workers. The epic is energized by the antics of Mario, Julio, and Will, Cass' childhood friends. Reader Reviews Stunning and riveting. I couldn't put it down until I read the last page. Gary Simpson, San Diego Dr. Villalpando's writing style is dynamic and captivating, and I hope that Mr. Archuleta has him write the sequel if one is planned. Dannez Hunter, Los Angeles Other than gasp from the shocking drama, I also laughed hysterically at the humorous repartee of the callous, but rather heroic and lovable smugglers. Frank Huttlinger, Orange County Villalpando's writing talent made Archuleta's horrific epic into a compelling read that not only entertained me, it also stirred my conscience on current immigration issues. Guadalupe Castaños, Yuma The Hispanic vernacular is right-on! It's the best I've read. Al Velasco, San Diego Gripping Panoramic A tour de force. Janet Keller, La Mesa Since my retirement as Director of the San Diego State University Office of Educational Opportunity/Ethnic Affairs, and being an avid reader, I have been indulging my love of literature at a voracious pace, and I just finished reading THE ILLICIT AMERICAN, one of the most compelling, riveting, stunning, and provocative nonfiction books I have ever read. The dramatic epic is so intriguing and shocking that, I thought I was reading an incredulous fictional story. It's a fabulous read. Gus Chavez This nonfictional saga is so beautifully detailed that, I felt as if I was watching a film instead of reading a book. It's a captivating page-turner that would make a great movie. Chris Feldman, La Jolla If someone is looking for a literary treat that evokes vivid imagery and breathless emotion, read THE ILLICIT AMERICAN. George Chandler, San Diego An illuminated portrait of human potential when man is pushed to the limits of desperation. THE ILLICIT AMERICAN is a work of stunning effect. Ed Sutton, San Diego

Tommy Raw

Tommy Raw
Title Tommy Raw PDF eBook
Author Thomas Mondello
Publisher Virtualbookworm Publishing
Pages 284
Release 2003-06
Genre Fiction
ISBN 9781589394117

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Sometimes people say and do things that just make you sit back and wonder. Well, this book is definitely three chapters of pure wonderment! It all begins innocently enough within the womb then guides you on a path of fifth grade laughter and hi-jinx. Each tale contains real life situations that will surely bring a smile to your face. In fact, they're almost therapeutic as they confirm the fact that yes, there is actually someone out there in the world more moronic than yourself! Now isn't that a comforting thought! Stories from childhood through high school, to a three-year stint with the United States navy, right up to present day, only proves one thing. That years and experience of life mean absolutely nothing if you can't look back on them and have yourself a good hearty laugh! Hopefully some of the stories within this book will help to stir up a few entertaining memories from your own past. Remember.. memories are the fuel powering our sanity! Welcome to Tommy's world!