Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bible!

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bible!
Title Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bible! PDF eBook
Author Jonathan Goldstein
Publisher Penguin
Pages 260
Release 2009-04-07
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1101050373

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A hilarious re-imagining of the heroes of the Old Testament for a modern world-and the neurotic, demanding reader. In the beginning...there was humor. Sure, it's the foundation for much of Western morality and the cornerstone of world literature. But let's face it: the Bible always needed punching up. Plus, it raised quite a few questions that a modern world refuses to ignore any longer: wouldn't it be boring to live inside a whale? How did Joseph explain Mary's pregnancy to the guys at work? Who exactly was the megalomaniacal foreman who oversaw the construction of the Tower of Babel? And honestly, what was Cain's problem? In Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible!, Jonathan Goldstein re-imagines and recasts the greatest heroes of the Bible with depth, wit, and snappy dialogue. This is the Bible populated by angry loners, hypochondriacs, and reluctant prophets who fear for their sanity, for readers of Sarah Vowell and the books of David Sedaris. Basically, a Bible that readers can finally, genuinely relate to. Jonathan Goldstein's new book, I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow, will be available May 2013.

Ladies and Gentlemen The Bible!

Ladies and Gentlemen The Bible!
Title Ladies and Gentlemen The Bible! PDF eBook
Author Jonathan Goldstein
Publisher National Geographic Books
Pages 0
Release 2009-03-31
Genre Humor
ISBN 0143056549

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Yes, it's the greatest story ever told, but let's face it: It always could have used a little punching up. In Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bible!, Jonathan Goldstein brings human depth, humour, and snappier dialogue to millennia-old biblical stories. Goldstein's version of the Bible answers the questions you need to know: Wouldn't a person get bored living inside a whale? How did Joseph explain Mary's pregnancy to the guys at work? How could anyone be as dense as Samson?

Bible Romances

Bible Romances
Title Bible Romances PDF eBook
Author George William Foote
Publisher
Pages 232
Release 1922
Genre Bible
ISBN

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Nellie Norton

Nellie Norton
Title Nellie Norton PDF eBook
Author Ebenezer W. Warren
Publisher
Pages 216
Release 2017-06-13
Genre
ISBN 9783744737890

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Nellie Norton - or, Southern slavery and the Bible is an unchanged, high-quality reprint of the original edition of 1864. Hansebooks is editor of the literature on different topic areas such as research and science, travel and expeditions, cooking and nutrition, medicine, and other genres. As a publisher we focus on the preservation of historical literature. Many works of historical writers and scientists are available today as antiques only. Hansebooks newly publishes these books and contributes to the preservation of literature which has become rare and historical knowledge for the future.

Fierce Marriage

Fierce Marriage
Title Fierce Marriage PDF eBook
Author Ryan Frederick
Publisher Baker Books
Pages 221
Release 2018-04-17
Genre Religion
ISBN 1493412779

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Ryan and Selena Frederick were newlyweds when they landed in Switzerland to pursue Selena's dream of training horses. Neither of them knew at the time that Ryan was living out a death sentence brought on by a worsening genetic heart defect. Soon it became clear he needed major surgery that could either save his life--or result in his death on the operating table. The young couple prepared for the worst. When Ryan survived, they both realized that they still had a future together. But the near loss changed the way they saw all that would lie ahead. They would live and love fiercely, fighting for each other and for a Christ-centered marriage, every step of the way. Fierce Marriage is their story, but more than that, it is a call for married couples to put God first in their relationship, to measure everything they do and say to each other against what Christ did for them, and to see marriage not just as a relationship they should try to keep healthy but also as one worth fighting for in every situation. With the gospel as their foundation, Ryan and Selena offer hope and practical help for common struggles in marriage, including communication problems, sexual frustration, financial stress, family tension, screen-time disconnection, and unrealistic expectations.

God’s Beauty Parlor

God’s Beauty Parlor
Title God’s Beauty Parlor PDF eBook
Author Stephen D. Moore
Publisher Stanford University Press
Pages 374
Release 2001
Genre Religion
ISBN 9780804743327

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God's Beauty Parlor opens the Bible to the contested body of critical commentary on sex and sexuality known as queer theory and to masculinity studies. The author pursues the themes of homoeroticism, masculinity, beauty, and violence through such texts as the Song of Songs, the Gospels, the Letter to the Romans, and the Book of Revelation.

Ladies and Gentlemen Bible Puzzles

Ladies and Gentlemen Bible Puzzles
Title Ladies and Gentlemen Bible Puzzles PDF eBook
Author A. Ruth Smith
Publisher
Pages
Release 2014-08-01
Genre
ISBN 9781634435147

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A chapter by chapter puzzle book Called Ladies and Gentlemen. Ladies and Gentlemen consist of Ruth, Ezra, Nehemiah and Esther which are all found in the Old Testament of the Bible. The puzzle was created using the King James Version of the Bible. As you complete each puzzle you will find that you have studied the Word of God and equipping yourself with the Sword of the Spirit.