2020 Planner | Weekly & Monthly Pocket Calendar Interior Details: Yearly overview 2020 Monthly overviews, quarterly sorted with notes section Weekly overviews for your daily schedule with ruled notes and to-do lists Two pages for each week 12 months on 128 bright white pages 6x9 dimensions, portable size (bag, school, home, work, desc, ...) High quality glossy softbound cover designed with love Makes an ideal present for any gift giving occasion Perfect gift idea for: birthdays, christmas, thanksgiving, family & friends, notebook & planner lovers, teachers, co-workers, boss gift,...

Gin is distilled or redistilled with a very unique blend of botanicals and ingredients, resulting in a spirit that has intentional flavor. Not only are these flavors unique, they're assertive. Whatever blend of botanicals and spices go into a gin, you'll always find some more or less prominent expression of juniper. For all gin lovers, this Gin Notebook can be used as a journal, travel notebook, diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, birthday gift, etc. - Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" - 120 pages - Softcover Bookbinding - Flexible Paperback

Gin is distilled or redistilled with a very unique blend of botanicals and ingredients, resulting in a spirit that has intentional flavor. Not only are these flavors unique, they're assertive. Whatever blend of botanicals and spices go into a gin, you'll always find some more or less prominent expression of juniper. For all gin lovers, this Gin Notebook can be used as a journal, travel notebook, diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, birthday gift, etc. - Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" - 120 pages - Softcover Bookbinding - Flexible Paperback

Gin is distilled or redistilled with a very unique blend of botanicals and ingredients, resulting in a spirit that has intentional flavor. Not only are these flavors unique, they're assertive. Whatever blend of botanicals and spices go into a gin, you'll always find some more or less prominent expression of juniper. For all gin lovers, this Gin Notebook can be used as a journal, travel notebook, diary, business / office notebook, school journal, daily planner or organizer, birthday gift, etc. - Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" - 120 pages - Softcover Bookbinding - Flexible Paperback

My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.

First published under the title 5,000 great one-liners. London: Robson Press, 2012.