Just Annoying!
Title | Just Annoying! PDF eBook |
Author | Andy Griffiths |
Publisher | ReadHowYouWant.com |
Pages | 226 |
Release | 2011-05-27 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 1459622588 |
Is this the right book for you? Take the ANNOYING TEST and find out. 1) Do you ask `Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips? 2) Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do? 3) Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? 4) Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers? 5) Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance? SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer. 3-5 You are obviously a very annoying person. You will love this book. 1-2 You are a fairly annoying person. You will love this book. 0 You don't realise how much fun being annoying can be. You will love this book.
Don't You Just Hate That?
Title | Don't You Just Hate That? PDF eBook |
Author | Scott Cohen |
Publisher | Workman Publishing |
Pages | 426 |
Release | 2004-01-01 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 9780761133216 |
Perfect for the curmudgeon in all of us, a hilarious compilation of life's little annoyances chronicles the irritations and challenges of everyday life and provides the satisfaction that at least other people notice them too. Original.
Just Kidding
Title | Just Kidding PDF eBook |
Author | Andy Griffiths |
Publisher | Just |
Pages | 144 |
Release | 2019-09 |
Genre | Children |
ISBN | 9781529022964 |
Just Kidding! is the first book in a hilarious series of short stories about the world's smartest, craziest and most annoying practical joker from the creators of the bestselling Treehouse series, Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton. Is this the right book for you? Take the JUST KIDDING TEST and find out! 1. Do you ever pretend that you are sick to get out of going to school? 2. Do you leave banana skins in the middle of busy footpaths? 3. Do you wish that every day could be April Fools' Day? SCORE: One point for each yes answer. 3. You are a practical joking genius. You will love this book. 1-2. You are a good practical joker. You will love this book. 0. You are not a practical joker. You will love this book. (Just Kidding! was originally published as Just Tricking!)
Seriously, Cinderella Is SO Annoying!
Title | Seriously, Cinderella Is SO Annoying! PDF eBook |
Author | Trisha Speed Shaskan |
Publisher | Capstone |
Pages | 28 |
Release | 2014-10-01 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1479580716 |
OF COURSE you think Cinderella was the sweetest belle of the ball. You don't know the other side of the story. Well, let me tell you...
That's So Annoying
Title | That's So Annoying PDF eBook |
Author | Cynthia W Lett |
Publisher | Skyhorse Publishing Inc. |
Pages | 183 |
Release | 2009-07-27 |
Genre | Business & Economics |
ISBN | 1602393087 |
Here are hundreds of real people's most common complaints and the proper responses to them. Written by an eminent etiquette experts, this guide reveals how to behave well and, more importantly, how to respond to bad behavior. Illustrated.
1000 Years of Annoying the French
Title | 1000 Years of Annoying the French PDF eBook |
Author | Stephen Clarke |
Publisher | Open Road Media |
Pages | 764 |
Release | 2012-03-20 |
Genre | History |
ISBN | 1453243585 |
The author of A Year in the Merde and Talk to the Snail offers a highly biased and hilarious view of French history in this international bestseller. Things have been just a little awkward between Britain and France ever since the Norman invasion in 1066. Fortunately—after years of humorously chronicling the vast cultural gap between the two countries—author Stephen Clarke is perfectly positioned to investigate the historical origins of their occasionally hostile and perpetually entertaining pas de deux. Clarke sets the record straight, documenting how French braggarts and cheats have stolen credit rightfully due their neighbors across the Channel while blaming their own numerous gaffes and failures on those same innocent Brits for the past thousand years. Deeply researched and written with the same sly wit that made A Year in the Merde a comic hit, this lighthearted trip through the past millennium debunks the notion that the Battle of Hastings was a French victory (William the Conqueror was really a Norman who hated the French) and pooh-poohs French outrage over Britain’s murder of Joan of Arc (it was the French who executed her for wearing trousers). He also takes the air out of overblown Gallic claims, challenging the provenance of everything from champagne to the guillotine to prove that the French would be nowhere without British ingenuity. Brits and Anglophiles of every national origin will devour Clarke’s decidedly biased accounts of British triumph and French ignominy. But 1000 Years of Annoying the French will also draw chuckles from good-humored Francophiles as well as “anyone who’s ever encountered a snooty Parisian waiter or found themselves driving on the Boulevard Périphérique during August” (The Daily Mail). A bestseller in Britain, this is an entertaining look at history that fans of Sarah Vowell are sure to enjoy, from the author the San Francisco Chronicle has called “the anti-Mayle . . . acerbic, insulting, un-PC, and mostly hilarious.”
Cookie! (Book 2): Cookie and the Most Annoying Girl in the World
Title | Cookie! (Book 2): Cookie and the Most Annoying Girl in the World PDF eBook |
Author | Konnie Huq |
Publisher | Bonnier Zaffre Ltd. |
Pages | 310 |
Release | 2020-08-06 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 1848128649 |
Cookie, Keziah and Jake are best mates and life is good. Cookie's birthday party is coming up and she has had the most fantastic idea for a Save the Planet party where everything is recyclable and no plastic is used. Before long, Cookie is buzzing with plans. But then disaster strikes - Suzie Ashby totally swipes Cookie's idea and sends out invitations for her own Save the Planet birthday party. Worse still, Suzie seems to think Cookie is her new best friend! Grrrr! Suzie is officially the most annoying girl in the world!