It's Valentine's Day and the Joker's crazed girlfriend Harley Quinn will do anything to spend the day with her puddin'.

The Clown Prince of Crime is back, here to share 10 villainous tales starring Batman’s greatest foes! Get unique insights into the lives of famous criminals such as the Penguin, Poison Ivy, the Riddler, and many more-all narrated by The Joker himself. Collects Joker’s Asylum: The Joker #1, Joker’s Asylum: Penguin #1, Joker’s Asylum: Poison Ivy #1, Joker’s Asylum: Scarecrow #1, Joker’s Asylum: Two-Face #1, Joker’s Asylum II: The Riddler #1, Joker’s Asylum II: Harley Quinn #1, Joker’s Asylum II: Mad Hatter #1, Joker’s Asylum II: Killer Croc #1, and Joker’s Asylum II: Clayface #1.

The Joker's deadly sweetie stars in this one-shot collecting adventures from BATMAN: HARLEY QUINN #1, JOKER'S ASYLUM II: HARLEY QUINN #1, BATMAN: GOTHAM KNIGHTS (2000- ) #14 & #30, COUNTDOWN TO FINAL CRISIS (2007- ) #10, and BATMAN: BLACK AND WHITE(2013- ) #1.

The Mad Hatter pens a tale about Alice, himself, hats, and tea.

Since Gotham's fall, the Joker has been relatively quiet...but that's about to change as former Arkham Asylum doctor Harleen Quinzel joins the Clown Prince of Crime to put him back on top. But when their unusual partnership leaves Harley a little worse for wear, she enlists Poison Ivy's help. Now the Joker and Batman are going to learn that this souped-up Harley's not going to be pushed around anymore.

A riddle within a story of the Riddler who seeks to answer a riddle of this own: can he make someone fall in love with him?

Head over heels in her devotion to the Joker, Arkham psychiatrist Harleen Quinzel gave up her career (and her sanity) to transform herself into the ultimate companion for crime's clown prince - the mad moll Harley Quinn. Of course, Harley's romance with the Joker hasn't been easy. The two are at each other throats as often as in each other's arms, and that buzzkill Batman is always sticking his nose in just when things are starting to get fun. But what great love story is without the occasional incarceration and life-threatening peril? The Joker's main squeeze takes center stage in these stories from top creators Paul Dini, Yvel Guichet, Don Dramer, Joe Quinones, Neil Googe and more! Collects stories from: BATMAN: HARLEY QUINN #1, BATMAN: GOTHAM KNIGHTS #14, #30, DETECTIVE COMICS #831, #837, JOKER'S ASYLUM II: HARLEY QUINN #1, BATMAN: BLACK AND WHITE #1, #3, LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT 100-PAGE SUPER SPECTACULAR #1 and DETECTIVE COMICS #23.2.