Joel Osteen Jokes Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny. Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have. We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God. We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us. Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh, chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan but rather than argue about it, I'd prefer to just give in to anyone else who feels that they are a bigger fan than me. I currently weigh about 170 pounds so if you weigh more than I do, I guess you have a valid point. Now if you found that (my corny joke) even slightly amusing, I believe that you are going to absolutely love this collection of Joel's Jokes that I have put together all in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like. And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them. Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct... that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here. Chapter Headings Included Are: • Ladies Joel Heard About • Men Joel Heard About • Ministers and Pastors • Miscellaneous You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you? You could be laughing within minutes. See you on the inside.

Joel Osteen is one of the most inspirational speakers of our time. He feeds my spirit on a regular basis and now you too can enjoy the words of Joel Osteen in bite size pieces in this Double Combo Pack of Joel Osteen Quotes and Joel Osteen Jokes that I (Don Pasco) have personally selected for you! Yes! In this Double Combo Pack I have combined two of my bestselling books together. Now you can enjoy both the inspiration of Joel's quotes and also the amusing short, clean jokes that Joel loves to tell. Audio and Video Bonus Offer inside Inside this book, for a Limited time, purchasers can also take advantage of a bonus offer and receive an AUDIO version AND a VIDEO version of the Joel Osteen Jokes book absolutely Free! What Others Are Saying About The Joel Osteen "Quotes" Book: I want to thank God for using you to inspire me. This book was very uplifting for me. As Christians sometimes we may not know where we stand or what we have a right to and this book opens your mind to see past yourself. This book is a great tool to assist in taking my eyes off the negative things in my life and focus on the positive... And without a doubt your book is surely one of those tools... Matys review I love his quotes. Seems to cover every aspect of life. It's simple and to the point... By Linda L. (Idaho, USA) What Others Are Saying About The Joel Osteen "Jokes" Book: This little book by Don Pasco is a joy to read, especially if you are a fan of Joel Osteen. His messages each week start off with a clean, funny joke, and it really breaks the ice for some people who would normally not tune in to a TV preacher. Joel's personality is great-he always has a smile and an inspiring word. If you are a person who feels negative when you think of TV pastors, I encourage you to watch Joel one time and see if you feel the same. I think he will bless you, and thanks to Don for writing this book. By Terri (Scottsburg, Indiana) My husband and I had a very good time reading this book. The jokes are great, and we had some good laughs together. Our favorite joke was the one with Satan himself turning up for a Sunday morning church service. We found it in the chapter: "Miscellaneuos." Highly recommended! By Lis S.

Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny. Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have. We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God. We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives of those around us. Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh, chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan but rather than argue about it, I'd prefer to just give in to anyone else who feels that they are a bigger fan than me. I currently weigh about 170 pounds so if you weigh more than I do, I guess you have a valid point. Now if you found that (my corny joke) even slightly amusing, I believe that you are going to absolutely love this collection of Joel's Jokes that I have put together all in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like. And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them. Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct... that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here. Chapter Headings in Book 1 Include: - Ladies Joel Heard About - Men Joel Heard About - Ministers and Pastors - Miscellaneous You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you? You could be laughing within minutes. If you are already familiar with Joel's Jokes then you already know that what makes these jokes so cool is because they are short, clean and funny! If you like to tell jokes yourself, you can use these in almost any scenario, without fear that any are "low class" (for lack of a better term). Sure you may have heard a few of these before, but that doesn't mean that they aren't funny second time around. Does it? Are You a Light Hearted Person? I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too. And if you're anything like me, you'll enjoy telling these jokes just as much as reading them. Are you ready to get started? Well then what are you waiting for? Let's get your giggle going.

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Live from a place of abundant peace in the midst of life’s everyday worries and stress with #1 New York Times bestselling author Joel Osteen. In Peaceful on Purpose, Joel shares the secret to living at peace while under pressure. You will discover how to guard your mind and heart to keep the challenges and chaos on the outside from getting to your inside. If you’re tired of living in tension and frustration, weighed down by the troubles of life, then it’s time for a change. In Peaceful on Purpose, you will discover that you were not designed to carry that heavy load or to just live worried, uptight, and on edge. You were made to enjoy your life, but too often we allow our situations and other people to determine whether or not we’re going to be happy. You’ll learn how to control your attitude when you can’t control your circumstances. You have the power to remain calm in times of adversity. When you live from this position of peace, you will have more passion, more contentment, and more joy in your life starting today!

With this devotional, Joel offers 90 days of thought-provoking messages, words of encouragement and valuable scripture that emphasize the lessons of It's Your Time. This specially selected collection of biblical passages illuminates different points of Joel's messages and is designed to inspire you to seize all of the opportunities that God can provide. Joel draws upon personal anecdotes to illustrate the passages of scripture, and illustrates how he and others have used found ways to take control of their lives and deepen their relationship with God. As you incorporate Joel's easy-to-grasp concepts into your life, you will be pleasantly surprised at how much more God has in store for you and how quickly you become able to seize your moment!

Experience the joy of God's message and begin each day with a positive outlook with these words of wisdom from Lakewood Church pastor and #1 New York Times bestselling author Joel Osteen. Research that shows people are happiest on Fridays. Now, learn how you can generate this level of contentment and joy every day of the week. As a man who maintains a constant positive outlook in spite of circumstances, Osteen has described this message as a core theme of his ministry. With personal experiences, scriptural insights, and principles for true happiness, he'll show you how to find the same opportunities for pure joy that you experience at five o'clock on Friday.