Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary

Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary
Title Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary PDF eBook
Author Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher Random House Digital, Inc.
Pages 385
Release 2008
Genre Humor
ISBN 0345507029

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Brings together all three of the reference guides to redneck culture and linguistics into a single A-to-Z resource that offers new definitions for such words as "iota," "ostrich," and "sandwich."

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II
Title Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II PDF eBook
Author Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher Ballantine Books
Pages 158
Release 2007-09-25
Genre Humor
ISBN 0345494245

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Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment. “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.” assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!” honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.” So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary
Title Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary PDF eBook
Author Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher Fawcett
Pages 161
Release 2009-06-24
Genre Humor
ISBN 0307495566

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Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it’s the one you’ve been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you’re blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French!

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III
Title Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III PDF eBook
Author Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher Villard Books
Pages 151
Release 2007
Genre Humor
ISBN 0345498488

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In a third zany parody of traditional pocket dictionaries, the popular comedian draws on material from his hit TV show Blue Collar TV to present an all-new selection of whimsical "Redneck" definitions for such terms as "yahoo" and "tenuous." 350,000 first printing.

You Might Be a Redneck If . . .

You Might Be a Redneck If . . .
Title You Might Be a Redneck If . . . PDF eBook
Author Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages 56
Release 1997-10
Genre Humor
ISBN 9780836237382

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Designed to generate impulse sales, titles in this line are carefully balanced for gift giving, self-purchase, or collecting. Little Books may be small in size, but they're big in titles and sales.

No Shirt. No Shoes....No Problem!

No Shirt. No Shoes....No Problem!
Title No Shirt. No Shoes....No Problem! PDF eBook
Author Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher Hachette Books
Pages 261
Release 2009-06-15
Genre Humor
ISBN 1401394655

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America's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem!, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good time!

Git-R-Done

Git-R-Done
Title Git-R-Done PDF eBook
Author Larry the Cable Guy
Publisher Crown
Pages 290
Release 2006-06-06
Genre Humor
ISBN 0307237672

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Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too! Larry the Cable Guy on . . . NASCAR: It’s a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein’ all the ZZ Top–lookin’ folks drinkin’ beer, havin’ a good time, and not givin’ a darn is awesome. And that’s just the women! Dieting: I once went on the “liquid diet.” I was supposed to drink nothin’ but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I’ll never drink it again. Why his catchphrase “git-r-done” is better than other catchphrases: Ya can’t be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher “Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!” It makes no sense. But you could yell “Git-r-done” and everyone would know what you meant. The red state–blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin’ the government? Larry’s mom on Larry’s book: “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” —Larry’s mom Also available as an eBook.