Best Professional Cook Ever Novelty Gag Gift Notebook. 6x9 lined journal

Features Of This Notebook Include: * 100 pages (50 double-sided sheets). * 6x9 inches with a soft cover. * Matte-finished cover for a professional look.

“Tyler and his approach to sandwiches are equal parts clever, hilarious, and deeply dirty (in all the right ways). I’m obsessed with the never-ending possibility of what a sandwich can be, and so I’m a supreme fan girl of everything that Tyler and his crazy mind inserts between these pages and two pieces of bread.” —Christina Tosi Known genius and broccoli savant Tyler Kord is chef-owner of the lauded No. 7 Sub shops in New York. He is also a fabulously neurotic man who directs his energy into ruminations on sandwich philosophy, love, self-loathing, pay phones, getting drunk in the shower, Tom Cruise, food ethics, and what it's like having the names of two different women tattooed on your body. But being a chef means that it's your job to make people happy, and so, to thank you for being there while he works out his issues, he offers you this collection of truly excellent recipes, like roast beef with crispy shallots and smoky French dressing, a mind-blowing mayonnaise that tastes exactly like pho, or so many ways to make vegetables into sandiwches that you may never eat salad again. A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches will make you laugh, make you cry, and most of all, make you hungry.

After twenty-five years of 'sex, drugs, bad behaviour and haute cuisine', chef and novelist Anthony Bourdain has decided to tell all. From his first oyster in the Gironde to his lowly position as a dishwasher in a honky-tonk fish restaurant in Provincetown; from the kitchen of the Rainbow Room atop the Rockefeller Center to drug dealers in the East Village, from Tokyo to Paris and back to New York again, Bourdain's tales of the kitchen are as passionate as they are unpredictable, as shocking as they are funny.

This awesome I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up to Be a Super Cool Baker but Here I Am Killing It Journal has 120-6x9 lined pages for friends and family, colleagues, co-workers to take notes in . Perfect gift idea for : mom, dad baker, anyone who works as a baker or pastry chef or just loves baking, baker appreciation day Journals for Christmas and birthday . Men & Women who love baking , owner of bakery or cupcakery, cupcake cuties, banana bread brats, crazy cookie cousins. proud male or female retiring bakers , Bakery Owner, Baking Diva, Baking Queen or your Mom who loves to bake Cupcakes , anyone who loves bread, pies, cakes and cookies . show your passion for baking sourdough bread at home , chef or cook in your life who love funny baking Journals. bake bread, pies, cupcakes or cakes lover for Christmas . great Mother's Day, Father's Day a birthday or Christmas Journal . Fabulous baker Journal for women and men any baker that has a unique sense of humor and cool style . bread and pastry lover who loves cooking , bakers, chef, cooks, food lovers, foodies, culinary arts students and baking hobbyists .

#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!

This awesome I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up to Be a Super Cool Baker but Here I Am Killing It Monthly Planner has 120-6x9 lined pages for friends and family, colleagues, co-workers to take notes in . Perfect gift idea for : mom, dad baker, anyone who works as a baker or pastry chef or just loves baking, baker appreciation day Planners for Christmas and birthday . Men & Women who love baking , owner of bakery or cupcakery, cupcake cuties, banana bread brats, crazy cookie cousins. proud male or female retiring bakers , Bakery Owner, Baking Diva, Baking Queen or your Mom who loves to bake Cupcakes , anyone who loves bread, pies, cakes and cookies . show your passion for baking sourdough bread at home , chef or cook in your life who love funny baking Planners. bake bread, pies, cupcakes or cakes lover for Christmas . great Mother's Day, Father's Day a birthday or Christmas Monthly Planner . Fabulous baker Monthly Planner for women and men any baker that has a unique sense of humor and cool style . bread and pastry lover who loves cooking , bakers, chef, cooks, food lovers, foodies, culinary arts students and baking hobbyists .