How to Slay a Werewolf and Definitely Live to Tell the Tale
Title | How to Slay a Werewolf and Definitely Live to Tell the Tale PDF eBook |
Author | Martin Howard |
Publisher | Ticktock Books, Limited |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2014-11-04 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 9781783251131 |
Can you recognize a werewolf at fifty paces and slay it before it munches your granny? What about if it turns out the werewolf is your granny? Professor Van Helsing has all the answers, and in this book he reveals the secrets you need to know to become a fearless werewolf slayer. The book takes the reader back in time to the spine-tingling origins of werewolves and introduces them to the vast array of hairy beasts that stalk the planet now, recognizable only by their stinking breath and aversion to silver. Full of tips on how to identify werewolves and hilarious Van Helsing success stories, this handbook is crammed with the knowledge required to build your reputation as a famous slayer, renowned for your bravery in the face of furry peril. Martin Howard's inimitable style brings the voice of Van Helsing to life with side-splitting remarks that will have children giggling through the pages.
The Werewolf's Guide to Life
Title | The Werewolf's Guide to Life PDF eBook |
Author | Ritch Duncan |
Publisher | National Geographic Books |
Pages | 0 |
Release | 2009-09-15 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0767931939 |
Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast. Survival is an option, but first, know this: * Werewolves are real. * The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide. * Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition. * Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not. * You are not a monster. The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.
Those Across the River
Title | Those Across the River PDF eBook |
Author | Christopher Buehlman |
Publisher | Berkley |
Pages | 354 |
Release | 2020-01-28 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0593198050 |
A man must confront a terrifying evil in this captivating horror novel that's "as much F. Scott Fitzgerald as Dean Koontz."* Haunted by memories of the Great War, failed academic Frank Nichols and his wife have arrived in the sleepy Georgia town of Whitbrow, where Frank hopes to write a history of his family's old estate--the Savoyard Plantation--and the horrors that occurred there. At first their new life seems to be everything they wanted. But under the facade of summer socials and small-town charm, there is an unspoken dread that the townsfolk have lived with for generations. A presence that demands sacrifice. It comes from the shadowy woods across the river, where the ruins of the Savoyard Plantation still stand. Where a long-smoldering debt of blood has never been forgotten. Where it has been waiting for Frank Nichols....
Awakening
Title | Awakening PDF eBook |
Author | L T Marshall |
Publisher | |
Pages | 602 |
Release | 2020-09-16 |
Genre | |
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Alora Dennison is an orphaned child from a shamed bloodline, surviving in her family's old pack.On the dawn of her transition pushing her into adulthood, in an unexpected turn of fate, she imprints on the mate she will be bonded to for eternity. Only he isn't the man of her dreams. He is the only one in the entire state she would never have wanted to bond to. Colton Santo is the arrogant, dominant son of the Alpha from a rival pack, which is set to unite the packs and reign in one kingdom. In years gone by, his disdain for her and any from her bloodline has been prominent. Her treatment byhis pack has pushed her to live in near isolation, fearful for her existence. And now, on the dawn of her awakening, before all those assembled, they see her imprint on their future leader. Fate has decreed it, but everyone around her is about to try and stop it. Fate isn't about to make it easy on her either, as a long-forgotten war erupts in their lands, bringing an age-old enemy with a thirst for blood back into the forefront of Lycanthrope life.Will she survive long enough to ever find out why she has borne a black mark on her lineage her entire life? And why Colton's father is so eager to see her dead. Will Colton step up and honor the bond, or will he be the one to deliver the final blow?
Leader of the Pack
Title | Leader of the Pack PDF eBook |
Author | Karen MacInerney |
Publisher | Ballantine Books |
Pages | 354 |
Release | 2009-07-28 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 0345515099 |
WILDLY INDEPENDENT, SHE’S NOT ONE FOR PACK MENTALITY. On the outside, Sophie Garou is living every woman’s dream: she has beauty, brains, and a big-time position in Austin’s most respected accounting firm (not to mention a very sexy, very successful new boyfriend). But there’s one Sophie would rather keep under wraps: she is a werewolf. Sophie’s life gets a little more hairy when her long-estranged father, Luc, arrives in the Live Music Capital to attend the werewolves’ annual Howl and reconnect with his daughter. But Luc’s plans fall apart after he’s accused of murder and arrested by his archrival, Wolfgang, leader of the Houston pack (and one notoriously dirty dog). Wolfgang drools at the thought of Luc’s impending execution, but Sophie won’t let her father die without a fight. Determined to prove his innocence, she and her friends set out to find the real killer. Along the way, Sophie must deal with taboo attractions, Machiavellian intrigues, sinister agendas, and hair-raising betrayals. From the Paperback edition.
Werewolf Within
Title | Werewolf Within PDF eBook |
Author | Dragan Vujic |
Publisher | iUniverse |
Pages | 336 |
Release | 2013-08-22 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1491704373 |
A recovering alcoholic, on the road to sobriety, attempts to pick up the pieces and passions of his previous life. While hunting on his uncles farm, Eric Horn encounters what he firmly believes to be a werewolf. When he tells his tale, the relatives all scoff at him and suggest that he has incurred some mental damage during his drinking years. Determined to prove them wrong and verify his own claim, Eric formulates a strategy to harvest a werewolf. A personal experience that results in a near death situation teaches him that ordinary bullets cannot kill a werewolf. Knowledge and credibility come from the most unusual people in the strangest places. The truth is revealed. Armed with newly acquired, reliable information, the former drunk embarks on a dangerous quest. However, his relatively simple objective becomes shrouded in complications and surprises.
Howling at the Moon
Title | Howling at the Moon PDF eBook |
Author | Karen MacInerney |
Publisher | Ballantine Books |
Pages | 386 |
Release | 2008-02-26 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 034550481X |
“A swift-paced, fun romp.” –Charlaine Harris, New York Times bestselling author Romance is about to get a little hairy. Sophie Garou seems to have it all: a great job at a prestigious accounting firm, a closet that rivals a Nordstrom showroom, and a terrific boyfriend who isn’t afraid to use the “M” word. There’s just one little itty-bitty problem: Sophie is a werewolf–and her time of month has a whole new meaning. Needless to say, life among yummy flesh-and-blood humans is no piece of steak . . . er, cake!, but regular doses of wolfsbane tea and a mother who runs a magic shop have helped Sophie keep her paranormal pedigree under wraps. Still, when a sexy, golden-eyed werewolf prowls into town, Sophie finds herself struggling to keep her animal impulses in check–not to mention trying to keep things on track with her super hot (and super human) lawyer boyfriend. What’s more, someone is threatening to expose Sophie for what she really is. And when her mother is accused of selling a poison-laced potion, Sophie must sniff out a culprit before the fur hits the fan. DON’T MISS THE NEXT BOOK IN THIS HAIR-RAISING TRILOGY: ON THE PROWL From the Paperback edition.