How to Ruin Your Sister's Life

How to Ruin Your Sister's Life
Title How to Ruin Your Sister's Life PDF eBook
Author Mary McHugh
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages 148
Release 2009-01-01
Genre Humor
ISBN 0740789074

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Sisters love each other, hate each other, torment each other-and still manage to stick up for each other. Author Mary McHugh explores the unique relationship sisters share and provides plenty of ways to drive a beloved sister mad in How to Ruin Your Sister's Life. Sisters have made tormenting each other a virtual art form, despite their familial love. Their emotional and mental tricks can make the physical torture brothers inflict on one another seem like child's play. Finally girls and women have somewhere to turn when they run out of ideas for making their sisters miserable: How to Ruin Your Sister's Life. Author Mary McHugh's hilarious, sometimes outrageous suggestions provide all the guidance these girls need, whether they're 16 or 60. A few examples: * Marry her boyfriend. * Throw away the heads of all her Barbie dolls. * Sob loudly throughout her wedding. * Tell your 13-year-old sister's boyfriend that she still sucks her thumb. * Cut up her Christmas stocking and flush it down the toilet. * Take a picture of your 55-year-old sister nude, brushing her teeth. Of course, the best defense is to buy this book before your sister does!

Fiction Ruined My Family

Fiction Ruined My Family
Title Fiction Ruined My Family PDF eBook
Author Jeanne Darst
Publisher National Geographic Books
Pages 0
Release 2012-11-06
Genre Biography & Autobiography
ISBN 1594486174

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"Beautifully paced . . . heartbreaking and hilarious."—USA Today Augusten Burroughs meets Mary Karr: a deeply funny and wickedly entertaining family memoir. The youngest of four daughters in an old, celebrated St. Louis family-- of prominent journalists and politicians on one side, debutantes and equestrians on the other-- Jeanne Darst grew up hearing stories of past grandeur. And the message she internalized as a young girl was clear: While things might be a bit tight for us right now, it’s only temporary. Soon her father would sell the Great American Novel and reclaim the family’s former glory. The Darsts move from St. Louis to New York, and Jeanne’s father writes one novel, then another, which don’t find publishers. This, combined with her mother’s burgeoning alcoholism, lead to financial disaster and divorce. And as Jeanne becomes an adult, she is horrified to discover that she is not only a drinker like her mother, but a writer like her father. At first, and for years, she embraces both activities— and until she can stop putting drinking and writing ahead of everything else, it’s a questionable choice. Ultimately, Darst sets out to discover whether a person can have the writing without the ruin, whether it’s possible to be both sober and creative, ambitious and happy, a professional author and a parent. Filled with brilliantly flawed, idiosyncratic characters and punctuated by Darst’s irreverent eye for absurdity, Fiction Ruined My Family is a lovingly told, wickedly funny portrait of an unconventional life.

My Sister’s Lies

My Sister’s Lies
Title My Sister’s Lies PDF eBook
Author S.D. Robertson
Publisher HarperCollins UK
Pages 288
Release 2019-03-21
Genre Fiction
ISBN 0008223491

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The USA Today and Kindle Top #25 Bestseller ‘A real tear-jerker’ THE SUN ‘A stunning read’ MIRANDA DICKINSON

My Big Sister Lives in a Fantasy World: Volume 1

My Big Sister Lives in a Fantasy World: Volume 1
Title My Big Sister Lives in a Fantasy World: Volume 1 PDF eBook
Author Tsuyoshi Fujitaka
Publisher J-Novel Club
Pages 170
Release 2016-12-03
Genre Young Adult Fiction
ISBN 1718300123

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One day, first year high school student Yuichi Sakaki suddenly awakens the power of "Soul Reader" within him, and he can see words above peoples heads that describe their true nature! With just a glance at the people around him, he sees crazy things like "Zombie", "Witch", and "Vampire"... That would be bad enough, but then there is "Serial Killer" Natsuki Takeuchi walking straight toward him... Nobody would ever believe him! Well, except for his older sister Mutsuko: This kind of stuff is right up her alley.

A Court of Wings and Ruin

A Court of Wings and Ruin
Title A Court of Wings and Ruin PDF eBook
Author Sarah J. Maas
Publisher Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Pages 739
Release 2018-05
Genre Young Adult Fiction
ISBN 1619635208

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Sarah J. Maas hit the New York Times SERIES list at #1 with A Court of Wings and Ruin!

How to Ruin My Teenage Life

How to Ruin My Teenage Life
Title How to Ruin My Teenage Life PDF eBook
Author Simone Elkeles
Publisher North Star Editions, Inc.
Pages 289
Release 2011-03-08
Genre Young Adult Fiction
ISBN 0738731129

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Amy has a new step-dad, a new step-sib on the way, and a new living situation with her dad in Chicago. Is everyone conspiring to ruin her life?

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady
Title How Not to Become a Little Old Lady PDF eBook
Author Mary McHugh
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages 145
Release 2008-03-01
Genre Self-Help
ISBN 0740788655

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You can be little. You can be old. You can be a lady. But you don’t have to be a little old lady! We’ve all seen her, hunched forward, her hair tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet. She’s clutching expired coupons, or discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She’s a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 mph. Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember fifteen-cent McDonald’s hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough. How Not to Become a Little Old Lady is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood—or those in danger of slipping into it. Lighthearted and affectionately funny, it also includes charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman.