How to Launch Your Lizard

How to Launch Your Lizard
Title How to Launch Your Lizard PDF eBook
Author Melissa Banczak
Publisher Melissa Banczak
Pages 208
Release 2021-01-25
Genre Fiction
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Ninjas & Wrestlers & Giants, oh my! June’s life is in limbo. Since being the personal assistant to her twin brother does not include helping wrangle his lizards up on the International Space Station—thank God—she’s got free time on her hands. Which for her, usually means trouble. But not this time. Nope, she’s just going to relax, avoid any sort of publicity, steer clear of her brother's nutty fans The Dewzers, and just hang out with Morgan. Except he's on his first case as a private eye and he needs to make one little stop. Where June's attacked by a ninja. Well that escalated quickly. When clues lead her and Morgan to wrestlers who impersonate the Nash twins, it becomes personal. Big June and the Bugs? Puh-leaze. Now she’s cape deep in the world of semi-professional wrestling. And as Morgan works his way through this first case, June realizes he's in over his head and she's about to end up down for the count. Permanently!

How to Square Your Grouper

How to Square Your Grouper
Title How to Square Your Grouper PDF eBook
Author Melissa Banczak
Publisher Melissa Banczak
Pages 211
Release 2020-05-10
Genre Fiction
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Gifts from strangers are never good. Especially when they’re big bundles of drugs. June Nash is back. In Key West on vacation. And not at all hiding out from her famous brother’s crazy fans, The Dewzers.It’s been a tough couple of months and she just wants a little peace and quiet. But life doesn’t work that way in June’s world. Drug runners have mistaken her for their contact and she ends up with a sailboat full of Square Groupers. Which the Coast Guard immediately takes off her hands. So she’s in the clear, right? Not even a little. Now she’s dodging bullets from rival drug runners as she tries to escape her mom’s attempt to bond and Morgan’s obsessive need to figure out why someone from their past has followed her to Key West. How do you go from sipping rum one minute to running for your life the next? With June, it’s just another Tuesday.

How to Sex Your Snake

How to Sex Your Snake
Title How to Sex Your Snake PDF eBook
Author Melissa Banczak
Publisher Melissa Banczak
Pages 219
Release 2017-02-14
Genre Fiction
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A missing body, a reluctant adventurer, an arch nemesis, and a greyhound with a thing for bad guys. June's got a pretty easy job as the personal assistant to her twin brother, star of the number one nature show on TV. Then he's accused of murder. Which sucks. Networks tend to fire first and ask questions later. And June doesn't want to lose her cushy assistant job. Or, you know, see her twin end up in jail. When she stumbles onto a clue, she's forced to turn to the one person who can prove her brother's innocence: her arch nemesis. Just one problem. Somebody wants that guy dead. Now, she's caught in a race against time as they navigate creepy crawlies, gangsters with a grudge, and deranged super fans. Can she get the evidence back in time to clear her brother's name? If she fails, it's the end of his career. And probably her life. Ride shotgun in this fast paced June Nash Mystery. Get your copy now!

WTF, Evolution?!

WTF, Evolution?!
Title WTF, Evolution?! PDF eBook
Author Mara Grunbaum
Publisher Workman Publishing Company
Pages 273
Release 2014-10-07
Genre Humor
ISBN 0761184104

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We all have our off days. Why should Evolution be any different? Maybe Evolution got carried away with an idea that was just a little too crazy—like having the Regal Horned Lizard defend itself by shooting three-foot streams of blood from its eyes. Or maybe Evolution ran out of steam (Memo to Evolution: The Irrawaddy Dolphin looks like a prototype that should have been left on the drawing board). Or maybe Evolution was feeling cheeky—a fish with hands? Joke’s on you, Red Handfish! Or maybe Evolution simply goofed up: How else to explain the overgrown teeth of the babirusas that curl backward over their face? Oops. Mara Grunbaum is a very smart, very funny science writer who celebrates the best—or, really, the worst—of Evolution’s blunders. Here are more than 100 outlandish mammals, reptiles, insects, fish, birds, and other creatures whose very existence leaves us shaking our heads and muttering WTF?! Ms. Grunbaum’s especially brilliant stroke is to personify Evolution as a well-meaning but somewhat oblivious experimenter whose conversations with a skeptical narrator are hilarious. For almost 4 billion years, Evolution has produced a nonstop parade of inflatable noses, bizarre genitalia, and seriously awkward necks. What a comedian!

How to Stroke Your Stray

How to Stroke Your Stray
Title How to Stroke Your Stray PDF eBook
Author Melissa Banczak
Publisher Melissa Banczak
Pages 199
Release 2023-10-29
Genre Fiction
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Fate has a wicked sense of humor. For June Nash, Las Vegas is the break she needs from her brother’s book tour. Slots, crab legs, and two days out from under her mother’s disappointed gaze. Then she accidentally volunteers to solve a murder. Now, she’s saddled with a stray dog named Enzo, under attack from the glitter happy Unicorn Protector League, and in the crosshairs of two blasts from the past. When is she going to learn? Keep your head down, your mouth shut, and never, ever, say yes to anything after you trip over a dead body.

Four Bullets and a Ghost

Four Bullets and a Ghost
Title Four Bullets and a Ghost PDF eBook
Author Melissa Banczak
Publisher Melissa Banczak
Pages 212
Release 2023-03-30
Genre Fiction
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“Jack you're dead.” “Doesn't mean we can't talk.” Private Detective Finley Wade works alone. Or she did, until she started talking to ghosts. Now her mentor has decided to rejoin the firm. Three days after his death. Their first case together? Solving his murder. Piece of cake. Finley’s got a ghost on her side. But then her girlfriend Zelda dons a trench coat and decides to play detective. Now Finley must up her game and it’s a race against time as Zelda stumbles into the path of a dangerous killer bent on rubbing out anyone who gets in their way.

The Lizard of Oz

The Lizard of Oz
Title The Lizard of Oz PDF eBook
Author R.L. Stine
Publisher Scholastic Inc.
Pages 134
Release 2016-09-27
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0545825504

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In this spinoff to the New York Times–bestselling Goosebumps series, a tween begins turning into a reptile when her parents brings home a lizard egg. Kate Lipton’s family has some strange ideas. Her dad is convinced that their family should be running a farm . . . for lizards. Who doesn’t love lizards? The whole family takes a trip to Australia to find the most exciting and rare species. But what they come home with is an egg. Kate can’t wait for the egg to hatch. And when it finally does, strange things start to happen. She can’t help but notice certain . . . changes her body is going through. And then there’s all those flies she’s suddenly compelled to eat. What’s happening to her? And will she survive the Lizard of Oz?