How Santa Lost His Jollies

How Santa Lost His Jollies
Title How Santa Lost His Jollies PDF eBook
Author Deborah Reis
Publisher Deborah Reis
Pages 102
Release 2011-05-05
Genre Humor
ISBN 1461006406

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Brimming with laugh-out-loud Santa stories, How Santa Lost His Jollies is a humorous take on Santa "events" from around the globe, from Santa gropers, to flying Santas (Elvis impersonators), to patented Santa traps, and of course, the usual kids (naughty) with their Santa-defying tricks. Drawn from genuine, and documented, news articles, How Santa Lost His Jollies reveals the trial and tribulations- even dangerous situations -endured by today's Santa. Well, not the real Santa, but those jolly old elves who work the trade for dollars. Admittedly, it was one dark and dismal Christmas Eve when in a desperate attempt to ignite my own holiday spirit, I resorted to dredging up Santa-in-the-news events off the internet. It wasn't long before I found myself laughing out loud. Therein lies the beginning of How Santa Lost His Jollies -- as well as the crummy feeling one gets upon discovering that the guy who delivered your first bicycle is right now busy getting his nose bloodied and a couple of eyes seriously discolored in a back alley, one quite possibly located near you. Santa stories, like all holiday stories, are meant to be shared. Accordingly, each Santa news event has been reconfigured to include a short multiple-choice quiz designed to keep both grinches and guests engaged and amused. You already know the scene: Christmas day; cooks in the kitchen; kids squabbling over noisy, blinking toys; teenagers tying up the TV with noisier, electronic games; guys swapping fish stories; and the self-appointed in-law joke-teller laughing at his own dirty jokes. Time to open How Santa Lost His Jollies, assign the family grinch to read the stories out loud and let the cooks, kids, and by now slightly inebriated men-folk guess the punch lines. Only right answers count.

When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho!

When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho!
Title When Santa Lost His Ho! Ho! Ho! PDF eBook
Author Laura Rader
Publisher Harper Collins
Pages 44
Release 2008-10-07
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0061141399

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It's almost Christmas, and everyone—from Mrs. Claus right down to the littlest elf—is getting ready for the big day. But there's something wrong at the North Pole. It's just a bit too . . . quiet. Oh no! Santa has lost his laugh! Where could it be? And how can there be Christmas without Santa's Ho! Ho! Ho! From the author of Santa's New Suit and Who'll Pull Santa's Sleigh Tonight? comes a holiday romp that's sure to make readers giggle with glee.

The Jolly Christmas Postman

The Jolly Christmas Postman
Title The Jolly Christmas Postman PDF eBook
Author Janet Ahlberg
Publisher Viking
Pages 0
Release 2014-10-02
Genre Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN 9780141340111

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It's Christmas Eve and the JOLLY POSTMAN is delivering greetings to various fairy-tale characters - there's a card for Baby Bear, a game appropriately called 'Beware' for Red Riding Hood from Mr Wolf, a get-well jigsaw for hospitalised Humpty Dumpty and three more surprise envelopes containing letters, cards, etc. Everyone's favourite postman keeps on peddling his bicycle up hill and down dale . . . and into everybody's hearts.

Santa's Lost Handkerchief

Santa's Lost Handkerchief
Title Santa's Lost Handkerchief PDF eBook
Author Aubrey Donadelle
Publisher Page Publishing Inc
Pages 37
Release 2017-07-10
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1684099056

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Santa’s Lost Handkerchief is a constructive response by three friends to the notion that Christmas for many children is just a day they receive gifts from loved ones. Children are missing out on the nostalgia of Christmas and the personal growth that comes from recognizing it is more important to give than to receive. With Santa’s Lost Handkerchief, we’ve created a lighthearted and innovative children’s book that addresses these two issues and brings enjoyment to all. First, we aimed to create a magical childhood memory that would remain etched in a young mind long after adulthood. Everyone has childhood memories. Sadly, they aren’t always good ones. Santa’s Lost Handkerchief is our attempt to effect a childhood experience, the memory of which could compare to that of a first bicycle or a first pet. Secondly, in this era of blogging, tweeting and interactive gaming, we thought, Why not interactive reading? Any child will be swept away as he/she follows Santa across the globe in preparation of his “big night.” Then just when it seems there will be no Christmas, have the special honor of being the one to literally recover Santa’s handkerchief and return it to the North Pole in time to save the day for everyone. A colorful and powerful lesson in “no effort is too small, and anything is possible.”

Jolly Santa

Jolly Santa
Title Jolly Santa PDF eBook
Author IglooBooks
Publisher Igloo Books
Pages 10
Release 2021-10-05
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 9781800228412

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It's Christmas Eve, but Santa has lost his list! Can you help him find it? Join the search in this festive, interactive finger puppet book.

Santa Retires

Santa Retires
Title Santa Retires PDF eBook
Author
Publisher Charlesbridge
Pages 34
Release 2012-07-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1607344599

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Santa Claus is tired of delivering toys and decides to retire to somewhere warm, but things do not work out as expected.

The Lodge on Holly Road

The Lodge on Holly Road
Title The Lodge on Holly Road PDF eBook
Author Sheila Roberts
Publisher MIRA
Pages 365
Release 2018-07-16
Genre Fiction
ISBN 1488037124

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Revisit the sixth novel in bestselling author Sheila Roberts’ adored Life in Icicle Falls series How Santa Gets His Christmas Spirit Back… James Claussen has played Santa for years, but now that he’s a widower, he’s lost interest—in everything. So his daughter, Brooke, kidnaps him from the mall (in his Santa suit!) and takes him to Icicle Falls. She’s arranged a special Christmas at the lodge owned by long-widowed Olivia Wallace and her son, Eric. And yet…Brooke wants Dad to be happy, but she’s not ready to see someone else’s mommy kissing Santa Claus. Single mom Missy Monroe brings her kids to the lodge, too. Lalla wants a grandma for Christmas, and her brother, Carlos, wants a dog. Missy can’t provide either one. What she’d like is an attractive, dependable man. A man like John Truman… But John’s girlfriend will be joining him in Icicle Falls, and he’s going to propose. Of course, not everything goes as planned. But sometimes the best gifts are the ones you don’t expect! Originally published in 2014