Unusual novelty 45th Birthday gifts/present. More than a birthday card a gift as well. With undated Planner/Diary and blank wide lined paper, can be used for college, the work place Gratitude Diary and/or many other everyday uses. Handy compact size of 6x9ins to fit in purses handbags backpacks. 160 pages. Also in this range are all ages from 20 - 80 years old

Get creative with this unique journal gift. A paperback notebook perfect for notetaking and writing daily journal about your hopes, dreams, and life aspirations! This journal is 6 x 9 inches in size with 120 blank lined pages with a wood background theme for writing down thoughts, notes, ideas, or even sketching.

This funny 45th Birthday Gift Journal / Diary / Notebook makes for a great birthday card / greeting card present! It is 6 x 9 inches in size with 110 blank lined pages with a white background theme for writing down thoughts, notes, ideas, or even sketching.

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This Funny Guest Book Birthday Gift Has: Room for up to 496 guests Front page with space to personalize with a name of the person being celebrated 100 High Quality Pages ( 5 Guests in every page ) 8.5" x 8.5" ( Most Used Size for Guestbooks ) a matte-finish cover for an elegant, professional look and feel 45th Birthday Guestbook Help you recapture some of those memories from your special day with comments from the guests. With ''Holy Shit I'm 45'' lettered beautifully on the front cover, its pages offer a generous amount of space for guests names, well wishes, mailing addresses, and email addresses. It's a day to remember with this attractive guest book featuring beautiful Black with Premuim Emoticon by Royal Journals. For more 45th birthday guest books and gifts consider searching for "Royal Journals 45" ( other numbers also available ).

Holy Shit By: Chris Viloria The Speaker decided to take physical form when the stars were in alignment with Gemini. Being a Gemini means his planetary ruler is Mercury, and he will continuously hit you with the right words at the right time due to his ability to relate with any person on ANY level imaginable. The Speaker plans to awaken everyone consciously to the real world we live in, the one that is hidden in plain sight, using only words. The Speaker does not believe in small talk as he will speak with powerful words to build strong foundational relationships. Our world is undergoing a slow, but sure fast-growing consciousness shift. First and foremost, WE as a human race first need to address the problem that humans ARE the problem in order to save this planet. To end the cycle of our B.S, we should be planting healthy and positive seeds deep within the minds of the youth as they will one day be the ones running the show. And the cycle they are currently caught in is leading us all to our deaths. The truth written in this book and the many more to come will be spread throughout the entire world “as far as the blue stretches across in the sky.” Soon, we will all be on the same page when The Speaker has opened everyone's third eye for them in the future. Welcome to The “Dimension.”

Perfect Journal, Diary, Notebook, Composition Notebook, Amazing design: - 6x9 inches. - 120 page. * Makes a great gift for any special occasion: humor, birthday, gift exchange or any gift. * A perfect gift for adults, children, your goal. Women & men * Perfect for jotting down thoughts, taking notes, writing, organizing, goal setting.