Want to make sure you secure a high paying job in your field before you leave college? Are you frustrated by the lack of call backs from all your submitted applications? Do you want to learn the inside strategies for securing a job in a book that won't bore the shit out of you? Holy Shit! Am I Really About to Graduate?: Teaches you the inside secrets of how young adults can get good jobs in this economy. Saves you time and frustration by showing you the right way to approach the application process. Shows you how to use the services your college provides you to get ahead of the field. Was created for college students and recent grads, not their parents and cuts straight to the point. You have far more important things to do than spend all day applying to jobs. There's pong to play! Saves you from having to move back in with your parents after college! Teaches you How to Get a Job Like a Boss. You have spent 4 years learning key skills to do a job. Spend 1 hour reading this book to make sure you secure a good job so you can use those skills. Many graduating students don't even try to get a job after college. They doubt they can get a job because of the economy. Their friends are giving up right and left. Their professors are telling them that there is little chance of them securing a job. Many students do try but after filling out 50 online applications and not getting a single call back, not even a rejection letter they give up. Students are often just moving in with their parents after college, or going to graduate school and racking up huge debts because they think they have no other option. "The title alone is hilarious and lets readers know that this book is meant for witty, dry-humored people- who at the same time are taking matters seriously- seeking a job position successfully (Like a boss)."-Books With Tien I remember how I felt after I applied to over 50 jobs online and didn't get a single call back. I remember when my Human Resource (HR) professor told my whole class that not a single one of us would get an HR job when we graduated because of the economy because HR's were being laid off right and left. Yet, I still was able to secure an Executive HR job with Target before I graduated by using the techniques laid out in this book. Not only was I far ahead of the game when I secured a top position before I graduated, but my time as an HR executive taught me even more on how the hiring managers make their decisions. This book lays out the secret workings of how people get hired so you don't have to be like all your friends and move back into your parents house. "Holy Shit! Am I Really About to Graduate? is a fun, witty, and necessary read for every college graduate. As I currently work in human resources, I believe Navias is spot on with his advice on how to get a job after entering the "real world." Oftentimes, recent college graduates' resumes get overlooked when recruiting for a position. Nailing an interview goes well beyond having a great resume. Navias' recommendations on what you should and shouldn't do while you are about to graduate will help any college grad hit the ground running in the job market. I would highly recommend this book to all college grads."-Blair, HR

Creative ne're-do-well Flip Montcalm isn't cut out for office life, so he jumps at the chance to join an MFA program in the rural Midwest. Broke and infatuated with the 20th century literary canon, he alienates his writing workshop with five hundred pages of existential dread, can't name a single player on the university football team, and is actively trying to steal a rival writer's girlfriend. Flip needs a new novel idea fast, so he turns to his cohorts for help: a career PhD student who hasn't written in a decade, a professor with no opinions, a narcissist whose novels read like action movies, and a frat boy underplaying his suburban privilege. As he fights off academic conformity and obsessive football fans, Flip faces the challenge of writing a novel that'll not only satisfy his artistic passions, but might even get him a better job. A delicious romp through the smudged halls of academe, this book will make you laugh out loud, as pretenders, druggies, hapless romantics, and the slightly talented do battle in fiction, trying to invent a book that will save them from the fate of ordinary life.

Holy Shit By: Chris Viloria The Speaker decided to take physical form when the stars were in alignment with Gemini. Being a Gemini means his planetary ruler is Mercury, and he will continuously hit you with the right words at the right time due to his ability to relate with any person on ANY level imaginable. The Speaker plans to awaken everyone consciously to the real world we live in, the one that is hidden in plain sight, using only words. The Speaker does not believe in small talk as he will speak with powerful words to build strong foundational relationships. Our world is undergoing a slow, but sure fast-growing consciousness shift. First and foremost, WE as a human race first need to address the problem that humans ARE the problem in order to save this planet. To end the cycle of our B.S, we should be planting healthy and positive seeds deep within the minds of the youth as they will one day be the ones running the show. And the cycle they are currently caught in is leading us all to our deaths. The truth written in this book and the many more to come will be spread throughout the entire world “as far as the blue stretches across in the sky.” Soon, we will all be on the same page when The Speaker has opened everyone's third eye for them in the future. Welcome to The “Dimension.”

Vegan Goodness is colourful collection of exciting plant-based recipes that can be enjoyed by anyone. With over 60 inspiring dishes, Jessica shows readers that cooking with plants can be gutsy and flavourful. With a light-hearted, playful approach to the photography and design, each recipe is laid out with all the ingredients on show, so readers can see at-a-glance, what they need. Vegan Goodness is not just another vegan cookbook: it is about unapologetic cooking that puts taste first. Take the inventive Pulled Jackfruit Tacos (that actually tastes like pulled pork!), or the Asian inspired Matcha Green Tea Cheesecake - this is delicious, innovative food that everyone can enjoy and easily recreate at home. Written in Jessica’s passionate, funny and no-nonsense style, Vegan Goodness will be sure to get you excited about cooking and is guaranteed to get you eating better.

#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Abyrne is a decaying town, trapped by an advancing wilderness. Its people depend on meat for survival. Meat is sanctified and precious, eaten with devout solemnity by everyone. But a handful of people suspect Abyrne is evil, rotten to its religious heart.

"Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.