Holidays on Ice
Title | Holidays on Ice PDF eBook |
Author | David Sedaris |
Publisher | Little, Brown |
Pages | 140 |
Release | 2009-05-04 |
Genre | Humor |
ISBN | 0316073636 |
David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).
Christmas
Title | Christmas PDF eBook |
Author | Judith Flanders |
Publisher | Thomas Dunne Books |
Pages | 257 |
Release | 2017-10-24 |
Genre | History |
ISBN | 1250118344 |
First published: Great Britain: Picador, 2017.
Santaland Diaries
Title | Santaland Diaries PDF eBook |
Author | David Sedaris |
Publisher | Hachette UK |
Pages | 89 |
Release | 2010-08-05 |
Genre | Biography & Autobiography |
ISBN | 0748123075 |
A collection of surprising, disarming and 'extremely funny' essays from the internationally bestselling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day (Sunday Times) Santaland Diaries collects six of David Sedaris's most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume perfect for use as a last-minute coaster or ice-scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the back seat of a police car. It should be read with your eyes, felt with your heart, and heard only when spoken to. It should, in short, behave much like a book. And oh, what a book it is! 'Sedaris writes with a gentle but unfailing acuity and a keen eye for the ridiculous ... extremely funny' -Sunday Times
Mice on Ice
Title | Mice on Ice PDF eBook |
Author | Rebecca Emberley |
Publisher | Holiday House |
Pages | 24 |
Release | 2012-07-12 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0823427153 |
Thought-provoking visual illusions and characters that are bright, bold, and original accompany a text that is pleasing to the ear yet just right for the newest reader. Mice skate on ice. As they skate, their blades leave lines that depict a cat. Magically, the cat appears, color, graphic, and three-dimensional. What happens next? Why, the cat and the mice skate together! An I Like to Read® book, Guided Reading Level C.
The Santaland Diaries ; And, Season's Greetings
Title | The Santaland Diaries ; And, Season's Greetings PDF eBook |
Author | David Sedaris |
Publisher | Dramatists Play Service Inc |
Pages | 60 |
Release | 1998 |
Genre | Drama |
ISBN | 9780822216315 |
THE STORIES: THE SANTALAND DIARIES is a brilliant evocation of what a slacker's Christmas must feel like. Out of work, our slacker decides to become a Macy's elf during the holiday crunch. At first the job is simply humiliating, but once the thousands of
Lady Liberty's Holiday
Title | Lady Liberty's Holiday PDF eBook |
Author | Jen Arena |
Publisher | Knopf Books for Young Readers |
Pages | 41 |
Release | 2016-05-10 |
Genre | Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | 0553520679 |
Hit the road and see America with the Statue of Liberty! The Statue of Liberty is feeling a little blue, despite being green. As much as she loves welcoming people to America, standing still for over a hundred years has left her with a stiff neck, aching arms, and a cramp in her leg. This lady could use a vacation! With some encouragement from her friend Moe the pigeon, Lady Liberty takes off to see the rest of America! She explores the sandy beaches of Cape Cod, the waving wheat fields of Kansas, the breathtaking grandeur of the Grand Canyon, and the cozy sunshine of the California coastline. But will Lady Liberty make it back to New York City for the Fourth of July? And will she even want to? "Lady Liberty's journey [is] lighthearted and fun."--Publishers Weekly "A fun and fabulous read for a Fourth of July storytime."--School Library Journal
Ice Planet Holiday
Title | Ice Planet Holiday PDF eBook |
Author | Ruby Dixon |
Publisher | Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Pages | |
Release | 2016-10-16 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781539557456 |
All this snow and no holidays? What's a stranded human to do? Create a new holiday, of course. Georgie and the other women decide to bring some new traditions and cheer to the sa-khui. More babies are born, presents are exchanged, and a new romance blossoms between a human woman desperate for a change, and the alien determined to protect her.