HAPPY SHITTIEST 92th BIRTHDAY EVER
Title | HAPPY SHITTIEST 92th BIRTHDAY EVER PDF eBook |
Author | Be Creative Gifts |
Publisher | |
Pages | 120 |
Release | 2020-05-10 |
Genre | |
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High Quality Journal Notebook to Write In Lined paper Journal - Notebook - Diary with Lots of space to write in - 120 Pages . High quality cover design and interior with a Funny Message. GET YOURS TODAY! Write your daily goals, tasks, notes, affirmation (Gratitude, motivational, inspirational...) and much more! Great if You are Looking for Funny Gifts. You Can Use It as A Journal to Write In, As a Diary or as Notebook. Great if You are Looking for simple non expensive Gifts. Perfect Size Journal - Notebook - Diary: 6 x 9 Inches Perfect for Christmas Gifts. Perfect for Birthday Gifts. Lots of Space to Write In All Your Beautiful Ideas and Thoughts. Great for Journaling Every Day. Get Yours Today! We have other funny and beautiful journals/notebooks to write in for men and women of all ages. Please visit our author's page to find other gift ideas for your loved ones.
Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff
Title | Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff PDF eBook |
Author | Sean Penn |
Publisher | Atria Books |
Pages | 176 |
Release | 2019-04-09 |
Genre | Fiction |
ISBN | 1501189050 |
“An incredibly interesting work.” —Jane Smiley “A straight up masterwork.” —Sarah Silverman “Blisteringly funny.” —Corey Seymour “A transcendent apocalyptic satire.” —Michael Silverblatt “Crackling with life.” —Paul Theroux “Great fun.” —Salman Rushdie “A provocative debut.” —Kirkus Reviews From legendary actor and activist Sean Penn comes a scorching, “charmingly weird” (Booklist, starred review) novel about Bob Honey—a modern American man, entrepreneur, and part-time assassin. Bob Honey has a hard time connecting with other people, especially since his divorce. He’s tired of being marketed to every moment, sick of a world where even an orgasm isn’t real until it is turned into a tweet. A paragon of old-fashioned American entrepreneurship, Bob sells septic tanks to Jehovah’s Witnesses and arranges pyrotechnic displays for foreign dictators. He’s also a contract killer for an off-the-books program run by a branch of United States intelligence that targets the elderly, the infirm, and others who drain society of its resources. When a nosy journalist starts asking questions, Bob can’t decide if it’s a chance to form some sort of new friendship or the beginning of the end for him. With treason on everyone’s lips, terrorism in everyone’s sights, and American political life sinking to ever-lower standards, Bob decides it’s time to make a change—if he doesn’t get killed by his mysterious controllers or exposed in the rapacious media first. A thunderbolt of startling images and painted “with a broadly satirical, Vonnegut-ian brush” (Kirkus Reviews), Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff is one of the year's most controversial and talked about literary works.
P Is for Pterodactyl
Title | P Is for Pterodactyl PDF eBook |
Author | Raj Haldar |
Publisher | Sourcebooks, Inc. |
Pages | 35 |
Release | 2018-11-13 |
Genre | Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | 1492695335 |
A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!
Variety TV REV 1991-92 17
Title | Variety TV REV 1991-92 17 PDF eBook |
Author | Prouty |
Publisher | Taylor & Francis |
Pages | 530 |
Release | 1994-03 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9780824037963 |
First published in 1994. Routledge is an imprint of Taylor & Francis, an informa company.
The Media Relations Department of Hizbollah Wishes You a Happy Birthday
Title | The Media Relations Department of Hizbollah Wishes You a Happy Birthday PDF eBook |
Author | Neil MacFarquhar |
Publisher | ReadHowYouWant.com |
Pages | 570 |
Release | 2010-05 |
Genre | History |
ISBN | 145876009X |
Since his boyhood in Qadhafi's Libya, Neil MacFarquhar has developed a counterintuitive sense that the Middle East, despite all the bloodshed in its recent history, is a place of warmth, humanity, and generous eccentricity. In this book, he introduces a cross-section of unsung, dynamic men and women pioneering political and social change. There is the Kuwaiti sex therapist in a leather suit with matching red headscarf, and the Syrian engineer advocating a less political interpretation of the Koran. MacFarquhar interacts with Arabs and Iranians in their every day lives, removed from the violence we see constantly, yet wrestling with the region's future. These are people who realize their region is out of step with the world and are determined to do something about it - on their own terms.
The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World
Title | The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World PDF eBook |
Author | Joey Acker |
Publisher | |
Pages | |
Release | 2019-03-15 |
Genre | |
ISBN | 9781951046095 |
OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Stargirl
Title | Stargirl PDF eBook |
Author | Jerry Spinelli |
Publisher | Laurel Leaf |
Pages | 209 |
Release | 2004-05-11 |
Genre | Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | 0440416779 |
ONE OF TIME MAGAZINE’S 100 BEST YA BOOKS OF ALL TIME • NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A modern-day classic from Newbery Medalist Jerry Spinelli, this beloved celebration of individuality is now an original movie on Disney+! And don't miss the author's highly anticipated new novel, Dead Wednesday! Stargirl. From the day she arrives at quiet Mica High in a burst of color and sound, the hallways hum with the murmur of “Stargirl, Stargirl.” She captures Leo Borlock’ s heart with just one smile. She sparks a school-spirit revolution with just one cheer. The students of Mica High are enchanted. At first. Then they turn on her. Stargirl is suddenly shunned for everything that makes her different, and Leo, panicked and desperate with love, urges her to become the very thing that can destroy her: normal. In this celebration of nonconformity, Newbery Medalist Jerry Spinelli weaves a tense, emotional tale about the perils of popularity and the thrill and inspiration of first love. Don’t miss the sequel, Love, Stargirl, as well as The Warden’s Daughter, a novel about another girl who can't help but stand out. “Spinelli is a poet of the prepubescent. . . . No writer guides his young characters, and his readers, past these pitfalls and challenges and toward their futures with more compassion.” —The New York Times