So, I had 5 years of Spanish in High School and College, only to learn that I really couldn't understand most of what I heard. It was only when I was introduced to the Spanish cuss words that I realized that there was more to Spanish expletives than "Ah Caramba!" From a strictly academic perspective this book will fill you in on the rich and varied vocabulary of Spanish vulgarities, but it should also help you to converse more effectively with your Hispanic friends. For those words and phrases which are only understood in a cultural context, we explain their usage and include sample sentences. As anyone who speaks more than one language knows, words don't always translate precisely. In Spanish that's particularly true of curse words. Many Spanish swear words and insults cover similar territory to their English counterparts. English speakers, on the other hand, might have a hard time understanding. Swear words. It's an art and science that can only be perfected with experience.

Learn Spanish slang, funny insults, and explicit phrases with this exercise book that quizzes you on how Spanish is really spoken! Classroom workbooks teach conjugation with lame verbs—I walk, you walk, he walks. Eff that. Wouldn’t you rather be learning I hook up, you hook up, we hook up (Yo ligo, tu ligas, nosotros ligamos)? This book teaches you Spanish using the expressions you really want to learn, including cool slang, swear words and explicit sex terms. Packed with fun stuff they don’t teach in school, Dirty Spanish Workbook includes: • Sample Dialogues for Picking Up Sexy Locals • Labeled Illustrations of the Body’s Hot Spots • Conjugation Exercises on Conjugating • Word Search for Dancing, Clubbing and Partying Terms • Fill-in-the-Blank Sentences to Describe a Hottie • Multiple Choice Quizzes featuring Drunk, Wasted and Stoned Vocabulary

Chilling with an ice-cold cerveza at a beach bar... Dancing at CDMX's hottest salsa club... Screaming your head off at the Copa America... Drop the textbook formality and chat with the locals in Latin America's everyday language. What's up? Que tal?; What a hottie! Que cuerazo!; Let's pound these shots. Traguemonos estos traguitos.; That ref sucks. Es una mierda ese arbitro/a.; I'm craving all-you-can-eat tacos. Me antoja un poco de taquiza libre.; Do you wanna hook up? Quieres ligar?

GET D!RTY! Next time you’re traveling or just chattin’ in Spanish with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: • cool slang • funny insults • explicit sex terms • raw swear words Dirty Spanish teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Spain and Latin America: • What’s up? ¿Qué tal? • I’m shitfaced. Estoy mamado. • Check out all the hotties! ¡Mírale las bomboncitas! • Will you suck me off? ¿Me lo chuparías? • I have the runs. Yo tengo un chorrillo. • What a motherfucker! ¡Qué conchesuma! • That forward is legit. Es chévere ese delantero.

Learn cool slang, funny insults and all the words they didn’t teach you in class with this comprehensive guide to dirty Portuguese. You’ve taken Portuguese lessons and learned all kinds of useful phrases. You know how to order dinner, get directions, and ask for the bathroom. But what happens when it’s time to drop the textbook formality? To really know a language, you need to know its bad words, too. You need Dirty Portuguese. From common slang and insulting curses to explicit sexual expressions, this volume teaches the kind of Portuguese heard every day on the streets of Brazil. Learn to sound like a native speaker with phrases like: What’s up? — Tudo bem? Are those fake boobs? — Você tem silicone no peito? I need to take a piss. — Preciso mijar. That goalie is so weak. — Esse goleiro é uma mãe. Shit’s about to go down! — O coro vai comer! I’m smashed. — Tô bebum. Let’s fuck like animals. — Vamos trepar como animais.

270 familiar words with themes that include numbers, animals, on the farm, the body, things that go and bedtime.

Little Mouse worries that the big, hungry bear will take his freshly picked, ripe, red strawberry for himself.