A tough-minded young administrator, 'Georgie Porgie', in a wild hard district of Upper Burma, feels the need for a woman to look after him. As was not uncommon in those times, he buys a Burmese girl for 500 rupees from her father, a village headman, and calls her 'Georgina'. She lives with him, manages his household, and loves him dearly. Unfortunately he tires of her, and heartbreak is in store for his unhappy scorned bride...

Georgy Porgy is a brilliant gem of a short story from Roald Dahl, the master of the sting in the tail. In Georgy Porgy, Roald Dahl, one of the world's favourite authors, tells a sinister story about the darker side of human nature. Here, a young curate has very, very good reasons to be afraid of his parishioners . . . Georgy Porgy is taken from the short story collection Kiss Kiss, which includes ten other devious and shocking stories, featuring the wife who pawns the mink coat from her lover with unexpected results; the priceless piece of furniture that is the subject of a deceitful bargain; a wronged woman taking revenge on her dead husband, and others. 'Unnerving bedtime stories, subtle, proficient, hair-raising and done to a turn.' (San Francisco Chronicle ) This story is also available as a Penguin digital audio download read by Derek Jacobi. Roald Dahl, the brilliant and worldwide acclaimed author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, and many more classics for children, also wrote scores of short stories for adults. These delightfully disturbing tales have often been filmed and were most recently the inspiration for the West End play, Roald Dahl's Twisted Tales by Jeremy Dyson. Roald Dahl's stories continue to make readers shiver today.

Georgie Porgie, pudding & pie...... You don't have to be a MasterChef to have fun in the kitchen. With the help of much-loved chef and MasterChef Australiajudge, George Calombaris, you'll soon have your family and friends begging for more of your fabulous dishes. With easy-to-follow instructions and photographs that make cooking as easy as A B C, George will take you on a kitchen adventure featuring everything from family favourites like his famous spaghetti bolognese, pita bread and berry ice cream through to dinner-table dazzlers like slow-roasted pork belly, braised chicken and chocolate marshmallow souffles. George's fast cooking facts, equipment lists and easy cooking style will have you matching it with the best in the kitchen before you can say creme brulee!

The Complete Works of Rudyard Kipling (Illustrated) is a comprehensive collection of the renowned author's literary works, showcasing his diverse writing styles and deep understanding of the human experience. Kipling's masterful use of language and vivid imagery transports readers to the far-flung corners of the British Empire, where his stories are often set. From his iconic poem 'If' to his classic novel 'Kim', this collection offers a rich tapestry of Kipling's literary genius. The inclusion of illustrations adds an extra layer of richness to the reading experience, bringing Kipling's characters and settings to life. With themes of imperialism, identity, and morality woven throughout his works, Kipling's writing continues to captivate readers and scholars alike. Rudyard Kipling, a product of British colonialism in India, drew heavily from his own experiences in the Empire to craft his tales. His unique perspective as an outsider looking in offered insights into the complexities of power dynamics and cultural clashes. Kipling's work reflects the political and social climate of his time, offering a valuable lens through which to examine history and human nature. I highly recommend The Complete Works of Rudyard Kipling (Illustrated) to readers who appreciate rich storytelling, nuanced characters, and thought-provoking themes. This collection is a treasure trove of literary gems that will leave a lasting impact on anyone who delves into Kipling's world.

Think you know your nursery rhymes? Then think again! In this witty reworking of some nursery rhymes, Georgie Porgie doesn’t dare to make the girls cry, Little Bo-Peep’s sheep are all present and accounted for, thank you, and it’s a female doctor, of course, who fixes Humpty Dumpty. With the combination of clever rhymes and charming, witty illustrations, this remixed nursery rhyme collection is the perfect gift book for any child (or adult!), to read aloud or enjoy alone.