Impossible to resist, this hilariously sassy and sweet collection of haiku turns the perilous sport of gay dating into pure poetry. For hundreds of years, the Japanese haiku has been equated with peaceful contemplation and spiritual enlightenment. A delicate balance of rhythm and line, the haiku has provided countless readers with an appreciation of the changing of the seasons and the miracles of nature. Now, in Gay Haiku, readers can finally appreciate more important things—like the changing of boyfriends and the miracles of shopping. Irresistible and irreverent, this collection of one hundred and ten witty and wicked short poems captures the many dating disasters of first-time author Joel Derfner. In a wonderfully fresh and original voice, Derfner shamelessly mines his personal life to send up such broad-ranging topics as gay pop culture, politics, family, sex, and, of course, home decorating. Gay, straight, or undecided, readers will delight in Derfner’s dry sense of humor and unmistakable charm as he tackles the big questions of life.

Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action. From lesbian pick-up lines: Pronounce Annie Proulx's name correctly—watch lady's cargo pants fall off. To icebreaker haiku for first dates: It has been MANY years, but I'm not done griping about The L Word. To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex: It's like straight sex but afterwards we ask ourselves, "We just had sex, right?" Lesbian sex is like water polo—no one really knows the rules. This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.

Gay Haiku about the life of sexy, drinking, and dating queer men. Dudes of many sizes, colors, and cultures come together in these fun and sexually raw haikus. Naughty as they come. Steamy. Totally hot. These haikus are not for the shy and tame. Caution: Adult Situations.

90 selected haikus with gay themes about drinking, dating, falling in love, and heartache. Other topics include: how to hurt you boyfriend, loss of love, turning a straight man gay, being sexually used, and drug use. Some of the haikus are sexy and tasteless, and others are heartwarming with much zeal. Guy-Ku: Gay Haiku.

Documents the humorous adventures of the author and his boyfriend as they planned their wedding while providing a treatise on relationships, gay rights, and the definition of family.

This is the eighth volume of Gay-Ku: Gay Haiku. This set of gay haiku include such topics as growing up in high school, life in college, days at the workplace, life in a gay marriage, bad divorces, and retirement with a special gay someone. Themes include just about every theme related to gay culture. You'll find these haiku enjoyable over and over.

A witty study of modern-day ideas about gay culture shares the author's personal exploration of his own gay identity through his exploits and adventures in the world of musical theater, Internet dating, summer camp, needlecraft, aerobics, go-go dancing, and more. 25,000 first printing.