Funny Frank

Funny Frank
Title Funny Frank PDF eBook
Author Dick King-Smith
Publisher Yearling
Pages 114
Release 2009-03-25
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 0307525406

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Being a duck isn’t all it’s quacked up to be. But don’t try telling that to Frank—he’s a chicken with a dream. All he thinks about are webbed feet, waterproof feathers, and the cool water of the pond. So when Frank takes a dip and nearly drowns, his mood turns foul. Luckily, he gets a little human help—in the form of a man-made wet suit and a pair of flippers—and soon he’s the speediest bird in the water. And while Frank knows he’s ruffled a few feathers, he doesn’t care—there’s just too much for him to crow about. Until a certain young chick catches his eye, that is. . . .

Life Is Funny

Life Is Funny
Title Life Is Funny PDF eBook
Author E. R. Frank
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Pages 304
Release 2016-05-31
Genre Young Adult Fiction
ISBN 148143165X

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E. R. Frank’s seminal first novel weaves together the stories of eleven teenagers in one city over seven years in this groundbreaking and “impressive debut” (Publishers Weekly, starred review). Why does Gingerbread always have a smile on his face? “Because life is funny,” he tells Keisha. But for her—and almost everyone else in her Brooklyn neighborhood—there doesn’t seem to be much to laugh about. China, Ebony, and Grace are best friends, but Grace’s mother isn’t crazy about her being friends with two girls who aren’t white, and each cut Ebony makes on her wrist seems to drive them even further apart. Just across the schoolyard there’s Eric who has to raise his younger brother Mickey, even though no one expects him to amount to anything. Meanwhile, Sonia’s Muslim parents expect everything of her, and it may be more than she is able to give after she suffers a shattering loss. When Drew brings his father’s Jaguar into Sam’s family’s auto body shop across town they seem to be from opposite sides of the tracks, but Drew’s the one hiding a dark family secret. And he’s not the only one.

Being Frank

Being Frank
Title Being Frank PDF eBook
Author Donna W. Earnhardt
Publisher Flashlight Press
Pages 40
Release 2015-01-01
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1936261464

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Frank follows the motto, "Honesty is the best policy." He tells the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Frank never lies to his schoolmates, he always tells the truth to adults, and he's always honest with police officers. The balancing act of finding tact, that fine line between telling the truth and telling too much truth, is the main theme of this story, and it's very funny—although not necessarily to his friend Dotti whose freckles remind Frank of the Big Dipper, or to the teacher who hears that her breath smells like onions, or to the principal who is told that his toupee looks like a weasel. No one is quite as impressed with Frank's honesty as he thinks they should be. He is sweet and straightforward, and, well, very frank, but with everyone annoyed at him, Frank is now honestly unhappy. He decides to visit his confidante and pal, Grandpa Ernest, who has a history of frankness himself. With a few lessons from Grandpa, Frank begins to understand that the truth is important, but so is not being hurtful. With amusing characters and expressive artwork, this story tells the powerful message of finding the good in everything—a lesson that sends compassion and understanding to take the place of rudeness in the complex concept of truth.

Frank Was a Monster Who Wanted to Dance

Frank Was a Monster Who Wanted to Dance
Title Frank Was a Monster Who Wanted to Dance PDF eBook
Author Keith Graves
Publisher Chronicle Books
Pages 30
Release 2011-10-21
Genre Juvenile Fiction
ISBN 1452104107

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Frank was a monster who wanted to dance. So he put on his hat, and his shoes made in France... and opened a jar and put ants in his pants! So begins this monstrously funny, deliciously disgusting, horrifyingly hilarious story of a monster who follows his dream. Keith Graves' wacky illustrations and laugh-out-loud text will tickle the funny bone and leave readers clamoring for an encore.

Too Funny for Words

Too Funny for Words
Title Too Funny for Words PDF eBook
Author Frank Thomas
Publisher
Pages 224
Release 1987
Genre Humor
ISBN

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Thomas and Johnston, two animation artists who joined Walt Disney Studios in time to work on the legendary Snow White, record in this volume the origins and development of Disney's unique type of visual humor. Includes some original drawings. 500 full-color illustrations.

A Comedian's Prayer Book

A Comedian's Prayer Book
Title A Comedian's Prayer Book PDF eBook
Author Frank Skinner
Publisher Hodder & Stoughton
Pages 54
Release 2021-04-01
Genre Humor
ISBN 1529368979

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A Comedian's Prayer Book. The title is a worry, isn't it?... God is a tough audience as far as audible response is concerned, but at least you don't have to explain the references. In this collection of prayers, much-loved comedian, broadcaster and radio host Frank Skinner has tried to retain the bare candour of the rehearsal-room improvisation - to show what faith feels like, from the inside - but infused it with all the production values required to make it a passable public entertainment. In it are his convictions, his questions, his fears, his doubts, his elations - all presented in an eavesdropper-friendly form. Hell, Judgement, atheism, money, faith and the X-Men all feature: it's a bit like reading the Bible, except you only get one side of the conversation, and all the jokes are left in.

Zappa and Jazz

Zappa and Jazz
Title Zappa and Jazz PDF eBook
Author Geoff Wills
Publisher Troubador Publishing Ltd
Pages 140
Release 2016-11-08
Genre Music
ISBN 1785897993

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Frank Zappa's music has a unique and easily recognisable quality, and is a brilliant synthesis of a wide range of cultural influences. This book focuses on just one of the influences on Zappa's music, namely Jazz.