Are you tired of hearing, "Oh, you must start a family, have children?" Then "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat" is your sassy retort! Dive into this irreverent guide that celebrates cat parenting with an unparalleled wit, hilarity, and unabashed joy. If the traditional path just isn't for you, this book offers an entertaining escape into a world where feline companionship reigns supreme. With biting satire and riotous humor, it's more than just a read – it's a cat-tastic revolution. Get ready to roar with laughter and say unapologetically, "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat!" The claws are out, and they're beckoning you to join the fun!

"Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat" is an uproarious and provocative guide for those who seek a path less trodden by society. Offering a humorous take on prioritizing feline companionship over traditional parenthood, this book dives headfirst into the untold joys and the purr-fect hilarity of cat parenting. Expect engaging stories, satirical advice, and a glorious affirmation that, in the grand game of life, it's okay to say, "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat!" Prepare for plenty of belly laughs and newfound appreciation for the feline kind. Embrace your cat-titude, you're in for a wild ride!

When Gabrielle unwittingly unleashes the Four Horsemen from a cursed book, her world is thrown into chaos. "Tell Tale of the Apocalypse," inspired by the haunting poem of Dino Dhamphyr, tells a gripping story of survival against the backdrop of an unraveled world. As Gabrielle confronts the terrors she has released, she faces the ultimate truth: death is inevitable. This tale is a raw journey through a landscape where every choice carries weight and the human spirit is tested to its limits.

In "The Interrogation," embark on a spine-tingling journey where reality unravels, and the line between nightmare and truth blurs. James finds himself handcuffed to a table, haunted by indescribable horrors. As he relives a never-ending cycle of terror, he must convince Detectives Grimes and Morales that the darkness lurking in the shadows is all too real. With each page, you'll be drawn deeper into a world where malevolent forces toy with the boundaries of sanity. Discover the gripping mystery that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the shocking finale.

'I knew if anyone could help me get to where I wanted to be, it was Mr Kit-e-Licious, the cat of my dreams.' Even as a kitten, Nancy knew she was different. Unlike her peers who were content to hunt mice and sunbathe all day, Nancy was born with a thirst for adventure. She tastes local fame after hitching rides in strangers' cars, and soon Nancy starts a blog, becomes a Facebook sensation, and dips her paws in the world of show business. She dreams of meeting Mr. Kit-e-Licious, the country's number-one cat star - they could be the Brad and Angelina of the cat world. When she is signed by a celebrity agent it seems like her dream is about to come true. But will Nancy find the glamour-puss life is all that she thought it would be?

Ginger is the weird one. She plays with peas, purrs at artichokes, and has a strange fondness for chicken (but only the neighbor's chicken). Then there's Fred. His greatest talent? Sleeping. Oh, and hiding. And when he's not hiding, he's conspiring with Ginger to destroy the house! Such is life with cats. . . can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em—if you love them, that is. And yet the question remains: Why are these captivating creatures so marvelously maddening?! From internationally bestselling author Davide Cali, this humorous picture book about a cat owner and his beguiling felines celebrates quirky cat companions, impurrfections and all.